Density of Homosexual Population / # Of Jews = Relative Square Footage of Explosion * 1,000
Comeuppance That is one dramatically burning smartcar.
fedex yeah, the tires were little perfect halos of flame
Jim Quin Since joining the West Coast-based Champions, Ghost Rider has had to learn to adapt. He has to wind down his windows if he needs to use the chain and the Penance Stare has been downgraded to induce liberal guilt in evildoers.
Dread Pirate Roberts Why the hell would anyone want to live in California? Seems like every five minutes, there's an earthquake, wild fire, or Mormon proposition TEARING IT APART!
Ursa_minor I had a dumb motherfucker from Kansas ask me this once.
garcet71283 I want all the Californians to live in California. They can die there for all I care. Washington has had to play host to their whiny asses for too long.
fluffy The earthquakes and wildfires aren't so bad, although yeah the Mormon propositions can be pretty terrible.
memedumpster I've never been to California, but really, it's dirt marked on a map by lines, it's not Mordor. Besides, West Virginia is the Promised Land, they just don't know it yet.
sosage California: Why can't the rest of you do something about yourselves?
Rodents of Unusual Size It's great. We never have snow here and we have fertile farmland. Outdoor activities abound. I live next to a state park filled with redwoods. :D
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