Are they making this up as they go along? It's quite humorous. Five stars for the dialogue.

Somehow having all this set to F-Zero makes it better.

Five stars for playing videogames for the internet. Living the dream.

So many references.

and there's a laser that shoots out of his chest because he believes in himself

indeed

This is like if Axe Cop was written by a 26 year old and animated by F-Zero, who is also a vampire.

I really want to give this video less then five stars due to these people being tremendous jerks, but "Back in time to the forward time" cinched it.

Five stars because I'm played this game, and you really do better when you aren't paying attention and instead talking about something you clearly care a lot about.

Sounds like a pretty decent summation of every anime from the 90's.