I like to think that some American MegaChurch (TM) paid BIG BUCKS to some legit anime production company for this.
I don't think this is canon.
thousands of angels crashing and burning in slow motion
This is pretty much how I arrive, everywhere. It gets boring after a while and I swear it's like I'm the only one who sees the angels.
What!? The scouter must be broken! His power level CAN'T be that big!
He's made over NINE-THOUSANNNNNNNDloaves and fishes!!!!!!
This reminds me of the time my 8th grade religion teacher showed the class an anime about Moses and the 10 Commandments, except the animation was worse than this and it wasn't nearly as entertaining.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Jesus depicted as the final boss from a Squaresoft RPG.
The yellow clouds around jesus are clearly the Kefka screen when you fight him at the end.
Hermes restores 9999 HP to Jesus-R Type every other round and provides him with a permanent shield. Jesus-R Type restores 5000 HP to Hermes every three rounds. The Lord also has a very nasty counterattack whenever Hermes' shield is up. The only way to defeat Jesus-R Type is to put away Hermes and then pelt Christ with your most devastating magic. But you only have a few rounds to do it before Jesus R-Type performs Lazarus Sigma and restores Hermes, and Jesus-R Type has some pretty badass moves, including random castings of Never Bear Fruit Again, which instantly KOs your characters.
Of course, once Jesus R-Type is destroyed the FINAL-FINAL boss appears: a floating, melon-sized blob of purple Nickelodeon Gak.
"And on the third day Jesus rose from the dead, and punched a tank in half." - Matthew 28:1
Wait, wait, wait....Hermes?
Sorry, for my far-eastern Jesus needs, this doesn't hold a candle to the wuxia Jesus clip from about a month ago.
The sequel where Jesus and Pluto go mano-y-mano is awesome.
Hermes, eh? Well, that's certainly an interesting spin you've put on it.
If this was Xenosaga Jesus would be a 10 year old kid in his undies throwing lightning everywhere.
Does this mean people will be cosplaying as Jesus at conventions now?
They have been for a few years now, at least if the pictures I've seen are to be believed.
Didn't they already do this? It was called THE FLYING BOOK and it was on PAX TV.
Since this is anime I can assume all the females in this clip are 12 years old.
|Big Muddy |
Well it's definitely not proselytizing in the way you might think. According to the description, an excerpt from "The Golden Laws: History Through the Eyes of Eternal Buddha" in other words Happy Science!
I was really hoping it was from this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0314923/
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