|a flaming monkey |
Australia? California? South Africa?
What an interesting situation for a kayaker; to be miles out, circled by a shark and have a camera to record it all. Pioneering stuff.
San Onofre, CA. You can see the nuclear power plant in the background.
a flaming monkey
I was wondering what that was! But now I'm disappointed that the great white was not some hideous mutant evolving intelligence, telekinesis, super speed and a tendency towards hyper violence from exposure to radioactive waste.
At least you can enjoy the fact that the plant looks like a pair of tits, especially the red lights on top that look like nipples.
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|Binro the Heretic |
Awww...you scared the shark!
|Caminante Nocturno |
I will never enter the ocean for as long as I live.
Holy god. Are sharks attracted to the smell of shit in one's pants?
Influence Device TIMR
to answer your question, I've been told that peeing in the water is almost as bad as bleeding.
I didn't realize he was in a kayak at first, I thought he was just floating in the water.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I'll stick to rivers and lakes, thank you.
a flaming monkey
Yeah, I've heard stories of Bullsharks jumping out of the Ganges and taking people's heads off while they're trying to do the laundry. Not cool.
Not cool? I agree. It's fucking BADASS.
Some kids were killed by sharks a mile upstream from the ocean in New Jersey decades ago back when kids used to swim in rivers. They take a chunk out of your thigh usually, and then stop, but that's enough to fuck you up.
Sharks hug with their mouths because they have no arms, and are truly God's loneliest and saddest creatures.
I think he's gonna need a bigger kayak
I saw an interview with the guy who filmed this. He was out in the same place the previous day and saw the shark. So he got a waterproof camera and WENT BACK OUT the next day to get this footage!!!
I, on the other hand, can't sit at my desk any more after watching that because I don't want my legs to be out of my sight.
|Rape Van Winkle |
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