San Onofre, CA. You can see the nuclear power plant in the background.

I was wondering what that was! But now I'm disappointed that the great white was not some hideous mutant evolving intelligence, telekinesis, super speed and a tendency towards hyper violence from exposure to radioactive waste.

At least you can enjoy the fact that the plant looks like a pair of tits, especially the red lights on top that look like nipples.

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If I were the cameraman, you wouldn't be able to see the shark through the brownish-yellow cloud.

to answer your question, I've been told that peeing in the water is almost as bad as bleeding.

Nowhere is safe. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_shark#Freshwater_tolerance

Yeah, I've heard stories of Bullsharks jumping out of the Ganges and taking people's heads off while they're trying to do the laundry. Not cool.

Not cool? I agree. It's fucking BADASS.

Some kids were killed by sharks a mile upstream from the ocean in New Jersey decades ago back when kids used to swim in rivers. They take a chunk out of your thigh usually, and then stop, but that's enough to fuck you up.

Maybe we should order some TFL merchandise for them.

A shark in a TFL shirt should be poeTV's mascot.