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Desc:A SFW clip from the most disturbing, misogynist, godawful porno EVER!
Category:Horror, Classic Movies
Tags:hard core, vintage porn, john seeman, satanic cult
Submitted:John Holmes Motherfucker
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I'm not giving ANY stars until somebody explains to me how this is worse than "America's Weirdest Home Videos".
Killer Joe
HIGHLY titillating.
John Holmes Motherfucker
Here's what happened to Lucy:
(heavily censored, but still borderline NSFW)
This scene is why I never forgot this movie after 30 years.

Unmerciful Crushing Force
Soo....was that lava lamp rendering your own censoring device or was the film actually shot like that? I hope the latter.

John Holmes Motherfucker
That was me. I tried three separate settings on the editing software I use (a Linux program called Kino), sometimes in combination, and when I could still make out a few dicks, I decided against submitting that clip directly.

At one point I tried censoring a scene by superimposing a a blue abstract wallpaper over the whole frame, but for reasons that I haven't figured out yet, when I played it back the clip, the wallpaper image just rolled over to the right. I rerendered the scene with an effect called "kaleidoscope", that gave the image a more symmetrical mirror-image look. Most of the censored shots user a combintion of "pixiliate" and "kaleidoscope".

The Youtube description makes me want to see this movie a lot:

By some horrible coincidence, the first porno movie I ever went to see in 1976,
(there were no VCRs or DVDs back then) was also the most fucked up, violent depressing, and dehumanizing. So of course, you can still find it on the web.

As a horror movie, it was also terrible. Just before this scene, Maria witnessed the death of Nurse Lucy, during a satanic ritual involving doggie style sex in a guillotine. After this scene, she is carried off to a roomful of corpses to have sex with one evil doctor, while the other has sex with what was supposed to be a dead body. Later, she's tied up where she hallucinates being nearly smothered by the ejaculate from some floating, (obviously fake) disembodied penises with sparklers attached. Oh, it's bad... unforgettably unforgivably awful!
John Holmes Motherfucker
You get that I was the one who wrote that, right?

Did I mention that it's really bad? Good. So don't blame me if you don't like it. You can buy a DVD of HARD GORE from Alpha Blue Archives or Something Weird, or download it from the usual locations, but that would be wrong.

One thing that interests me is the actress... whose name, I believe, was Dianne Galkas (or something similar). She has almost no lines, and when she speaks, she sometimes sounds like she might be hearing impaired. The idea of a deaf woman working in early porn seems historically interesting, and a great story. I dig and dig through pages of google, and it seems like Dianne left no record other than the handful of films she made.

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