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Desc:Okay, which one of those f@#ks from Furaffinity made this monstrosity???
Category:Classic Movies, Pets & Animals
Tags:furry, cartoon, 3D, alpha and omega, innappropriate wanking material
Submitted:Toenails
Date:09/16/10
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Caminante Nocturno
This is going to ruin some poor girl's life.

Some little girl with body and daddy issues is going to watch this film and it's going to influence the rest of her life in the worst way possible. It will doom her to a lifetime of wolf drawings, cutting, and threatening people on DeviantArt.
GravidWithHate
If it wasn't this it'd be Twilight, or Disney princesses or InuYasha or Axis Powers Hetalia or whatever else the female versions of you are into these days.

Doesn't justify it, but lets not pretend that the sort of person who obsesses over this had any good endings in store for them.


Lurchi
only you can save her CN

WHO WANTS DESSERT
This is the exact same plot as Pixar's Newt.

Unsurprisingly, Newt was cancelled even after years of pre-production.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Pixar smelled the failure fumes and called it a night. Thank goodness.

RocketBlender
I saw this trailer pretty early on this year at something, and couldn't believe it then, and still don't now. Aside from everything else wrong with it, the animation is complete shit. It looks more like something that would show up as a direct-to-DVD print sold only by special interest shops than a something I could go to the local AMC and watch.

This shit needs to stop before furries start to think they're mainsteam or important.
Macho Nacho
How did this Balto Fanfiction get green-lighted?
StanleyPain
BLESSED LUNA!!!! PEBBLES!!
Spastic Avenger
GOOSES ARE A SNEAKY BIRDS

papa_november
GHOOOOSTDOOOOONNNNGS

Fur is Murder
BOOOOOONK

Jeriko-1
Ugh, and they used 'Hungry Like the Wolf' a song inappropriate for a children's movie enough as it is.

And even gets meta-inappropriate points for us 30 and over folks who can NOT hear that song without thinking of a scene where a mother guns down her own kids. The whole mental image is the unofficial music video for that song for God's sake.
Rape Van Winkle
I'm 30, and I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

gorch
I'm 36 and I have no idea what you're talking about.


Jeriko-1
The 'Small Sacrifices' murders:

http://www.kval.com/news/35161189.html

ShiftlessRastus
Here's the 20/20 special. It's worth watching:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/149559/abc-2020-fri-may-14-2010

I hated that song before I found out about this.

dead_cat
Holy shit.

Caminante Nocturno
I watched that whole thing and I still like Duran Duran.

Wander
They called copyright to take down their own trailer from Youtube. That doesn't bode well.
Jeriko-1
I'd noticed that.

MEEP MEEP! DAMAGE CONTROL INITIATED.

Aubrey McFate
From Poe News:

"Wolf packs are made up of a breeding pair, and frequently, offspring from the last few seasons. "Alphas" are simply the dominant breeding pair -- mom and dad."

dead_cat
Also, under natural circumstances, there is no such thing as an omega wolf rank. This is all outdated bullshit based on observing the behavior of unrelated wolves thown into captivity together; any wolves in a pack in the wild are immediate relatives.

So yeah, He's banging Mommy.

Longshot-
That's it guys, I'm out. I don't want any part of this now or later.
Urburos
Video is gone now, I'm sad I missed out on the atrocity.
rhombus
It is back

FABIO
My god. The animation is worse than Clone Wars.
Rodents of Unusual Size
I saw this preview a few months back. I...had nearly washed my brain clean of it.
BHWW
Oh holy balls, I ignored this in the Hopper because for some reason from the description I thought it was one of those amateurish "animation" projects small collectives of furries collaborate on that never get beyond the "here's some test animation and some voice acting auditions on Youtube" phase, but this . . .

this is even worse that I thought possible. It is basically a Furraffinity project with a studio budget and gloss.
BorrowedSolution
It kind of just looks like a typical fish-out-of-water romcom in 3D with animals to me...is there something I'm missing?

themilkshark
BorrowedSolution, head over to imdb and look at the message board created for this movie. What you'll find is a majority of posts by furries with names like "YiffyWolf420" hinting suggestively about how they're looking forward to the "cool love story" and how they think the girl wolf is hot.

Basically adults who have sexual fantasies about anthropomorphic idealized animals (typically the ones found in animation) are really, really interested in this movie. I don't think that it's an accident either.

Toenails
You're right Solution, it's just a typical fish-out-of-water romcom with wolves. The story, although evil in it's banality, isn't why I put this through the hopper to see if anyone bites.

Macho Nacho hit it on the head. This looks EXACTLY like a bunch of Mary Sue characters some obsessed fan of "Balto" made.

If you browse through the furaffinty, neondragonart, or deviantart sites you'll find tons of drawings that look EXACTLY like these characters. It's like the character designers did a search for "inner wolf spirit emo hair" or "my original wolf character plz rate XOXOXO" and called it a day.

And I concur with Mr. Shark, there's no way this was a mistake. This was a calculated maneuver to market an otherwise small time film to a market full of obsessed people with too much money on their hands.

Oh and it's 3D? Fuck. Like I said, obsessed people with too much money.

P.S. Golden Internet to whoever can tell me where I've seen those Geese characters before. I know those fucks are plagiarized from some old 2-D animated feature, but I cannot think of where or what it's name was.

balistic
Will still make more money than Delgo.
Nikon
I can't wait to not see this movie.
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