|Caminante Nocturno |
Jefferson D'Arcy: Defender of Christmas.
See basically atheists are just bitter over not getting the girl.
"So what have you been doing all these years, Mitch?"
"Well, after you thwarted my plan to rape your girlfriend to death on prom night, I moved to the big city, where everyone hates God. There I started a child sex trafficking ring, which, since it's a non-religious organization, was soon receiving government funding. Now, with my billions of dollars and evil government powers I have returned to my hometown with one goal in mind: to beat Christmas to death with a shovel."
"Why is it whenever you say anything, wolves howl in the distance and I feel all light and joy drain away from my very being?"
"I'm an atheist."
Accusing atheists of hating God is like accusing 10-year-olds of hating Santa Claus.
"Christmas With A Capital C" would be a great name for the Ann Coulter holiday special.
If the Tea Party wins in Novemver this will replace Rudolph as the annual Holiday classic
People that object to "Season's Greetings" are a special kind of dick.
Even though the atheist is clearly supposed to be the unlovable character, he still comes across as the only sane one in this trailer.
An experience shared by the whole world?
Uh-huh. Just like the World Series, silly Christians.
Or New Year's Day, the evil, pagan holiday of HAVING FUN.
I like how the moral of the movie, if you can all it that, is to basically prove the evil atheist right.
$10 says the climax of the movie involves evil atheist man crying
His wife is on her death bed from cancer and finally in his most desperate hour he reaches out to Jesus and she is instantly cured. Then he runs through the street praising HIS name and declares December 25th a local holiday.
Also the name of ht eyoutube account: OnKneesforJesus
I'm not sure the tension of choosing between "merry christmas" and "season's greetings" is an interesting enough conflict to sustain a film.
The Evil Uppity Atheist also makes them remove the Nativity scene from the public square, or the courthouse lawn, or some other completely inappropriate place. OOH, THAT BASTARD AND HIS LEGAL PRECEDENTS! AH HATES'IM!!
Also, Native Americans played absolutely no role in the starting of this nation, not even up in Alaska, which wasn't even a US state until the late 1950s.
THIS IS WHAT CHRISTIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
|Banal Intercourse |
Please submit the inevitable Bill O'Reilly follow up on this movie. Thanks.
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