|Urkel Forever |
I'd bet good money that TFLers are also Tea Baggers.
Likely, unless they, too, have been labeled as being some form of NWO.
With every video he makes, his chances of finding somebody that would want to be with him decreases exponentially. But, nooooooo, it's the women and society at large keeping this dude lonely!
And he'll never stop making these videos, because he'll never realize that he's much more uglier on the inside than on the outside.
He's not a man, he's a horizon.
A woman getting 50 responses to her profile on a dating site IN A YEAR is proof of something? That's literally an order of magnitude below where it would be even worth mentioning.
|Vestigial Johnson |
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this is the lamest conspiracy theory ever.
also, the way his face moves looks like a fat suit. no joke.
He'll always have the pizza bites.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
What? An obese woman rejected you? Did you explain to her that your life is hell? Of course you did.
I had been wondering what TFL stood for. This is the saddest goddamn thing on the internet, almost too sad to mock.
1:42 - falling asleep
2:46 - "my penis is thiiiiis big"
3:23 - "I've been working on my Sumo Slap"
5:51 and again at 6:19 - channeling his inner black woman
...as a matter of fact, I think this actually IS (or was) a woman.
|Dr Dim |
Because women would be all over the whiney 600 pound conspiracy dorks if it wasn't for society conditioning them against it.
I love it when people use youtube as their psychiatrist. It is truly sad that he only has a webcam to talk to.
You'd think someone would be attracted to Dwayne just by the force of gravity alone. The guy must have his own asteroid belt. A neutron star of sadness.
Are there women TFLers? If so, why don't they just pair off with each other?
Is this man getting properly trolled? I know he has an ED page, but there are not many youtube comments on his videos. Watching him almost makes me respect chris chan, at least chris has the excuse of being raised by awful parents, what is dwayne's excuse?
Every time I see a TFL video, I go read this article afterward: http://nyti.ms/aP1Ks7
His sense of entitlement is one of the most confusing reoccurring themes of his videos.
It's like he has a right to a mate, and that right is being violated by women refusing to be attracted to him. He is just totally oblivious to how human relationships work.
Even Chris-chan has a better understanding of women.
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