I didn't hear her say n****r, but I didn't understand a single word coming out of her mouth. I also didn't understand why she initially stopped and started yelling at the guy.
None of that matters, as I would still give 5 stars to someone hosing down a fatty in a hoveround without any context.
I distinctly heard her say "black nigger" after she stood up, but the rest of it sounds like Gabby Johnson's wife.
Maybe she said "the sheriff is NEAR"
and then something about "my brother's french"...my money to whomever transcribes her dialogue
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I think she says "motherfucker, that's my water" near the start
she talks like she has a maw full of marbles
my "boyfriend/best friend is black" and "blah blah callin 911.." as she escapes in the fatmobile. At 1:13 I think I heard a "ya fuckin faggot"
If your hoveround is your only means of escape, you should not be throwing insults at your neighbors.
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nice tags you cretin
I expect that last one to get a lot of use
Everyone in this video is a class act.
Don't be so hard on him, Sean. Dousing a crazy person is the gentlemanly thing to do. The fact that she is in a wheelchair is just buttoning up that collar.
It's a wheelchair! Witness the miraculous, healing ability of hose water!
Sorry. If it's a fat cycle then fuck her.
There could be no greater delight for Sean Robinson than a lower class, potentially racist white woman being assaulted by a black man. This is an orgasmic utopia for Sean who wetdreams of genocide against the racist white person.
Am I crazy or did Enjoy literally just call Sean a race-traitor?
She can walk! It's a miracle!
This is how most car washes operate in the South.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
While I do not normally condone hosing of old ladies on Hoverrounds, in this case I found it highly enjoyable.
|Urkel Forever |
A thing of beauty. Needs a white people tag.
Also, what the hell is she riding that thing for if she can walk?
|Jack Dalton |
There is something beautifully symbolic about a white fatty racist getting hosed down by an African American. We have come a long way.
"Who you callin' N****r, bitch?"
|Caminante Nocturno |
He just wants to water his lawn , but he keeps having to hose down a racist manatee.
By the way, how long do you think it's been since water hit that woman's mumu? I mean, from the outside.
"Arf Arf Arf Arf!"
"HEY WHO YOU CALLIN N****R BITCH?"
"Bark Bark Bark Arf Arf!"
"Go call someone else a n****r, I don't give a fuck!"
Hoveround®, your personal mobility assistance device. Whether it's playing with your grandchildren, running errands, or just shouting racial slurs, Hoveround® is there for you!
You see, that lady's so loud that one could consider her a "crowd" by noise standards. This fine American is just instituting effective non-lethal crowd control, just like Bull Connor used during the Civil Rights movement!
Would have been more ironic if it was a firehose, but I can still make do.
Oh, it's a viral ad for Office Max.
I wish I had fifty stars to give this.
now that's just the most american goddamn thing. somewhere a bald eagle is shedding tears of joy.
She fat cycles stage right with dignity.
I think the woman is a few cards short of a full deck.
The Tea Party in microcosm
|Adham Nu'man |
You were right Sam Cooke, a change DID come!
I remember watching a funniest home video episode where they pointed out how you can spot a fake video. One of the things they mention is why is somebody video taping this. So my question is why is somebody video taping this. And what I'm saying is this was all set up.
Yeah, it's not like we live in an age where people have access to pocket-sized devices that can record video and do all sorts of sci-fi shit like allow you to call people or function as mini-computers or anything...
I mean, if people carried those around all the time, it'd be like Buck Rogers or something.
I bet you remember watching a *lot* of America's Funniest Home Videos episodes.
Wait ... you think the Hoveround beast was talking with her young black friends one day, and agreed to be hosed down on camera for saying something racist?
Also, the fact that the camera apparently WASN'T turned on at the moment she said "nigger", suggests that it wasn't planned ahead of time. Now if the camera had been on and they were videotaping uneventful street activity, when suddenly this woman started with racial slurs, that'd point towards fake.
I'd be ashamed to admit that I learned something from America's Funniest Home Videos.
AFV is the greatest show in the history of television, and nobody who is proud to watch anime is going to tell me otherwise. People falling down, all day every day.
It's being filmed because it's a bloated racist scooting by on a hoveround and bellowing slurs. Even if the hose hadn't come into play, that's the sort of thing people turn on their cameras for.
"Falling down, all day every day" is a good way to describe your own life if you're a fan of America's Funniest Home Videos, or AFV as it's hollow, empty fans like to call it.
What do you think we did before YouTube? Just sat around and waited for people to get hurt?
No. You put a big-ass VHS camcorders on your shoulder, you take the training wheels off of your kid's bike, you point them at a tree, and you put it in the mail, addressed to The Grateful American Public.
"We have rights now. Obama's president. *ironic laughter*"
AH HA Fuck you fatty.
This is actually a viral ad for the new waterproof Hover Round model.
When the camera swings around and she's making her escape on the hover-round, I pretty much shit my pants.
God damn, Enjoy.
So THAT'S what she meant by the photographer peeing on her.
What's your name and number, Norma K??
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I didn't even have to use my water hose
It was a good day
what if this crazy lady was just like
"it's so fuckin hot out here, I'd really like to get sprayed by that hose. It'd be crazy to just ask him to spray me and then jet off on my fatmobile. To go fight some fat crimes. Oh shit, I got an idea"
As of 7am, this video had 13,000 views.
As of 11:55pm, this video had 30,700 views.
Nice work, everybody.
Wash white faces.
Worst wet t-shirt contest ever. :(
yeahhhhh get back in yr hoverround.
Interesting Office Max commercial.
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