LJ: When my high school football coach would rant at us, it would be about the shit he went through in vietnam, monkeys throwing shit at him and tigers chasing him down the street. They lasted between 30 minutes to an hour depending on when one of the assistant coaches butted in to let him know we needed to go home. We didn't win one game. Fuck coach speeches. Hooray cheeseburgers.
I've heard more fucking coaches speeches in my life, every one of them exactly the same. If you want to be effective, have an original point and make it in sixty seconds or less.