|pineapplejuicer - 2010-10-06 |
that's just life with a shotgun
|sosage - 2010-10-06 |
I see a lot of fantasizing about blasting the shit out of a burglarizing soccer mom going on in this video. Protect that family!
|nidan - 2010-10-06 |
This is the lost art of the shotgun.
|memedumpster - 2010-10-06 |
Oh, Rover-boy... let's go hunting...
... two go out... one comes back.
|oddeye - 2010-10-06 |
Is there a term for "soccer-dad"? I can totally see half of these guys picturing their ex-wives or daughters boyfriends.
|Meatsack Jones - 2010-10-06 |
Ummm, after taking the target's head off with a shotgun, do you need to pop 17 rounds of 9mm into his falling torso? I am pretty sure even if he was going to go zombie on you, you took care of that.
I bet if they try really hard, they could get that combo meter to hit 99.
|chumbucket - 2010-10-06 |
"these things will follow you around no matter where you go..." what the hell is he referring to??
and if you're not careful they will bite you in the ass bottom line
you're the lowest common denominator and you can't work that under stress then again you don't need to be running a gun that's for damn sure"
Gun-nut corp-speak pidgin.
|phalsebob - 2010-10-06 |
PEWPEWPEW! I'M A MARINE!
CLUBCLUBCLUB! I'M A CAVEMAN!
|Buggerman - 2010-10-06 |
These guys are like the people who buy fancy Range Rovers that will never see a dirt road. They fantasize about being in armed combat but are too pussy to enlist.
|pineapplejuicer - 2010-10-06 |
so after seeing the other clip i stole their Dynamic Handgun tapes through a torrent...i mean acquired them legally for entertainment viewing, and one of the sections is called "Reality Check", in which the non-bearded one describes a situation where he was going house-to-house in Iraq looking for weapons. he came across one house that had two AK-47's, one more than was legally allowed. the house was a purported weapons cache and the weapon dealer's family was present, and he told non-beardo that he was just trying to put food on the table in really rought times. they readily surrendered the extra one and when he turned around to leave, the other one was pointed right in his face. he talks about how mad he was at himself for letting down his guard, how routine this was and how he shouldn't have messed it up, etc. etc. using his badass magpul dynamics training, he deftly knocked the barrel aside, drew his .45 handgun and put two rounds in the guy's face, right in front of his family.
i wish there was a video clip of him talking somewhere but i felt compelled to share the glorious, glorious evil with all.
Now the family doesn't have anyone to support them, and it's not like they had any reason to care if the American had been shot.
I'm speaking from no-beardo's perspective. If it's you or him, then dammit, it's gonna be him. I'm assuming you aren't saying the right thing to do would have been for him to eat a bullet for iraqi dude's family's sake.
i should've been more clear, the evil laid within the way he was talking about it in a frat bro "DUDE IT WAS FUCKIN' SWEET YOU SHOULDA FUCKIN' BEEN THERE" tone of voice
Instead of walking out the door without the AK I totally destroyed his face like "wacha! then blap blap blap!"
It's evil because he was a foreign invading asshole in someone's house making demands about gun ownership. Obviously that Iraqi was a Republican enforcing his Second Amendment rights against a hostile terrorist faction.
I wasn't making a comment about the larger circumstances of the encounter. You're right about that, and I also think that the Iraq war was a terrible idea. However, waxing a guy who is about to wax you is about as un-evil as homicide can get.
As this video indicates, there are plenty of bloodthirsty meatheads out there to replace one that was killed in defense of someone's family. It's not like the United States has a shortage of bad soldiers.
That family, on the other hand, will never be able to replace their father.
You can't call it self-defense if you're the aggressor.
|Pixel McStencilbuffer - 2010-10-06 |
I get you. A frat rat tone would have sent that story straight up to glorious.
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