Goober gets pissed about a Magic the Gathering card.

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Goober gets pissed about a Magic the Gathering card.

Desc:	I don't give a s@#t, do you?
Category:	General Station
Tags:	i certainly dont give a shit
Submitted:	Toenails
Date:	10/04/10
Views:	1201
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Toenails
I hoopered this when I was drunk. Who the fuck voted this on the front page????

Pillager

6th.

I'm just looking forward to the gender debate.

Smellvin
Is this a teenage boy or a lesbian? I've been having difficulty differentiating between the two recently.

IrishWhiskey

That's not fair. Mannish looks and lesbianism aren't correlated, except sometimes in fashion choices. There's no reason he can't be a rather unfortunate straight girl.

He/She has a profile link to its Persona 3 Role-Playing Website, "Stroke of Midnight", in which a small group of lonely high-schoolers pretend to be video game characters who are lonely high-schoolers making small talk. The site also has a Romance section, fanfiction and art section full or requests and people wishing they could make fanfiction or art, and requires people who don't post for a week to provide advance notice and an explanation why, or get deleted.

Bored

It's a girl named Shannon (read the stupid name thing in the back). She's just an exuberant anime chick

Chancho

That's a lesbian. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

Frank Rizzo
I thought this video was about a jewish pervert from nyc.

baleen

In 6-7 years this young lady will probably be out of college and will be really cool and will probably run some circle of hipsters.

fatatty

She can run my HipSter CirCle if you know what I mean?

Comeuppance

Typical french horn player.

Old_Zircon

MY first thought was Euphonium, but comparable demographic. If she has a tattoo, then trombone is fair game, too.

spikestoyiu
I don't understand a single thing this weirdo is prattling on about.

RocketBlender

I really wish I didn't. I have an overcompetitive friend try to drag me into magic with him, only to completely destroy me each game where it was no fun. I then found out he spent over $300 on his deck and quit forever.

Innocent Bystander

I generally know what she's prattling about, but not everything. I thought Magic was pretty cool at one time but paying good money for cards totes sucks. An economic, condensed flash version would be pretty sweet.

Scynne

He/she's seriously hot. No shitting you.

Syd Midnight

But crazy eyes. Scary eyes.

Samisyosam

Crazy eyes indeed.

http://imgur.com/pjFIF.png

TheQuakeSoldier

I have a better snapshot: http://i51.tinypic.com/ruquj7.jpg

Also, there was no need for you to be outright dick on her youtube comments. Keep the trash talk on poetv.

Nikon

You go, boy or girl! Children's card games are SERIOUS BUSINESS!

Seris
she's a girl.

phalsebob

I didn't think anyone between the weights of 70 and 400 pounds cared about this.

Explodotron

Once they started doing special abilities past Trample, I quit. Too many rules.

And seriously, "maw-na"? It's "man-uh" damnit.

YakooMarkTwo

Shannon could be a boy's name. Just sayin'

Wombles

That additional layer of ambiguity really confuses/intrigues me. Combined with the fact that this person doesn't know almost anything about the game I wonder if it's intentional, but its so damn smooth I doubt it.

What IS this?

Longshot-

This is a secret we've carefully guarded but for this chat I'm going to spill the beans.
Some cards in Magic are better than others.
Ssh, don't tell anyone.

CharlesSmith

I paused this at one point: http://yfrog.com/ghpauseip

Also: Jesus kid, just don't use the card.

Millard

To be fair, that's a pretty fucking terrible card.

Cherry Pop Culture

5'd for nostalgia :)

I was too was a goober like this kid, it wasn't that long ago. I play Magic and enjoy it. However, me and my circle of friends befriended some new guys at our campus not too long ago. Now, they are both the type that have something to prove so they spent hundreds if not THOUSANDS of dollars on a Legacy (type 1.5) legal deck. In order to get more competitive with these losers, some of us thought we had to spend the kind of money.

Now I actually used my brain and did a little bit of research. A really solid and way the fuck more affordable deck is mono-green. I initially went closer to the original deck, 10-Land Stompy, but I decided to go with Berserk Stompy. It relies on creatures that cannot be targeted by opponents and they're like .25 cents each. It's an aggro deck that says, "If you don't have a counterspell, you're mincemeat!"

I love the deck. Zoo and Merfolk can't use removal like Unsummon or Swords to Plowshares to get rid of my creatures. If I could tell this kid something it would be this, "Look, find a cheap-ass card that is less than a dollar that people play in tournaments. Not only will you beat their ugly faces in, you spent a fraction of the money. Go child, and make this crazy broad proud!"

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