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Comment count is 20

Ursa_minor

- 2010-10-04

NO I WASN'T EVEN AWWWW GOD

bongoprophet

- 2010-10-04

well that was unpleasant.

also: can someone please give me the stupid persons explanation of stencil buffers and why they are relevant

WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2010-10-04

I just noticed that it get's mentioned every time 3d stuff pops up, I just wanted to cool, man.

Also, her entire channel is like this, whether it's authentic or trolling or performance art it's certainly something.

Adham Nu'man - 2010-10-04

A looooong time ago, there was a poster named Alfred Shitcock, who, among other things, loved to fuck dogs (no, really). One day, before the videogame Portal came out, someone submitted a neat little tech demo of someone fooling around with Portals.
In response, Alfred Shitcock posted indignantly about how any old fool who knew how to use Stencil Buffers could do it. Of course, no normal person knows what Stencil Buffers ARE, let alone use them, and thus everyone started mocking him, as shown in the following historic exhibits

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=27081

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=27094

A few days later (not sure if for related or unrelated reasons), Alfred Shitcock disappeared forever. And that, kids, is how Stencil Buffers came to poetv.

WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2010-10-04

"A looooong time ago, there was a poster named Alfred Shitcock, who, among other things, loved to fuck dogs (no, really)"

hooooly shit

Pixel McStencilbuffer

- 2010-10-04

YOU DON"T KNOW ME!

dead_cat

- 2010-10-07

From what I heard, he could never convince the dogs to fuck him. Or maybe I only heard what my brain needed to hear.

crfog

- 2010-10-04

I think it takes something special to make me "WTF" these days. This video is that kind of special.

Jet Bin Fever

- 2010-10-04

I can't wait till he shows his girlfriend this video.

Adham Nu'man

- 2010-10-04

"You Beeesh!"

Scrotum H. Vainglorious

- 2010-10-04

I just about pissed myself.

baleen

- 2010-10-04

I'm really happy the stencil buffers poetv intrameme is still bouncing around.

Pixel McStencilbuffer - 2010-10-04

The sun never sets on the McStencilbuffer clan!

pineapplejuicer

- 2010-10-04

profoundly not okay

Triggerbaby

- 2010-10-04

Man those stencils have been working out.

jimmicampkin

- 2010-10-04

Compelling - it's like every single bad idea has come together into three minutes of digital hell. I could've done without the SUDDEN LOUDNESS of some of the less acoustically soothing parts of the song.

Old_Zircon

- 2010-10-04

This is my kind of music, it speaks to me.

memedumpster

- 2010-10-04

This is the best Grateful Dead anything ever.

Old_Zircon - 2010-10-04

It's like Deadheads, Subgenius people and Residents fans held a summit in 1992 to create the ultimate music video.

Patient Property

- 2010-11-30

this is what the world looks like through the mind of the internet

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