Stopheles 
Whoever wrote this ad knew that they'd come up with a perfect distillation (two words! repeated at the end, desperately!) of the sort of proudly-ignorant populism that works with Teabaggers.
But really: Christine O'Donnell may BE me, but Peter Frampton is IN me.
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Old_Zircon I hear Frank Zappa has been in you, too.
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IrishWhiskey
"Fine, fine, we'll take out the pointed hat, and replace the moon pendant with pearls. But we're leaving in the all black clothing, ominous smoky background and creepy stare. Otherwise how else are people supposed to know she's a witch?
...oh, not a witch? Huh. We may need a reshoot."
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IrishWhiskey In all seriousness, it is the year 2010 and a Congressional candidate that denies scientific evidence on evolution, global warming and the age of the earth, promises a Christian fundamentalist government and war against the Muslims, and wants to prohibit all non-marital sex or masturbation, is having to still defend herself to Christian conservatives against allegations that she is a witch.
If Christopher Buckley had written that as a satire five years ago, they'd have told him it was too over the top and unrealistic.
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Jet Bin Fever
Not a witch? Oh, that black dress says otherwise young lady...
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phalsebob
She'll go to Washington and do what I'd do? Nationalize national resources, universal single payer healthcare, and repeal DADT? Well ok, I'm on board!
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John Holmes Motherfucker
I am Christine O'Donnell, and I LOVE SUCKING COCK!
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John Holmes Motherfucker
She's not a witch. She's a criminal.
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Sputum
Her right eye has got to be like half an inch lower than the left. There has to be a spell out there to fix that, right?
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Lurchi
but it rhymes with witch
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YakooMarkTwo
I heard she killed a young girl in the early 1990's.
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Adham Nu'man
Such a punchable face.
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ProfessorChaos
She's not me! I'm a witch!
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Caminante Nocturno
Children can't vote, so I can't imagine who this commercial is targeting.
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jangbones
yet Obama is a muslim
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IrishWhiskey
Oh, I get it! By saying "I am you", she's both denying she's a witch, and coming out as a masturbator.
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Old_Zircon
There are ways of TELLING if she is a witch.
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RomancingTrain
Oh shit, I'm a retard.
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TheOtherCapnS
Witch thing aside, how is this still a campaign strategy? "Elect me to become a politician, because POLITICIANS! WE DON'T LIKE EM!"
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Old_Zircon The witch thing was the single best thing to happen to her campaign. Huge spike in donations immediately following the clip hitting the media, she's played the "they're making ad hominem attacks because that's all they have" card well enough for her target demographic, and more people know who she is than ever would have otherwise (for free, no less).
Yet, knowing all this, I still can't help paying attention.
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FABIO Insane, attractive, ridiculously inexperienced women candidates are the wave of the future.
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John Holmes Motherfucker
I know me. I've been me for long time, pretty much my whole life.
Ms O'Donnell, you're no me.
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Rovin "John Holmes Fucker" would be best.
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Chizmurder
Bitch, you don't know ME! You ain't never gon' be ME! I jack off to pictures of small toy trains and inject superglue into my scrotum. If I went to Washington, I would take care a business with snub-nose and a large duffel bag of throwing stars. You not a witch but you are a cunt. I approve that message! BLAP!
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John Holmes Motherfucker
Typically, the right wants to play it both ways.
Thanks to the scrutiny of the liberal media, we already know all there is to know about Christing O'Donnell
Christine O'Donnell is nothing like you've heard.
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TeenerTot
She's nothing I've heard? Thank God. I've heard she's a candidate.
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Senator_Unger
If Bill Mahr keeps releasing clips, each week she'll have to do a new "I'm not a..." to refute whatever he has her on videotape saying she is. That should make for a pretty awesome October.
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Koda Maja
This is exactly what a witch would want us to believe.
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gmol
She turned me into a newt!
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dead_cat Well at least she didn't turn you into her.
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dead_cat
In all honesty, I think I'd rather be a witch than a soulless retard coasting by on transient "good" looks.
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