Oh, for fuck's sake.

5 for frito lay trying to pass any of their products as either good for the environment or healthy.

why would someone eat sunchips in a movie theater?

The Onion has been awesome lately.

Five for how fucking obnoxious Wolf Blitzer is

If you ever bought a bag of the things, seriously, its the loudest fucking thing ever. The obvious solution is to pour them into a bowl or something, but me and some mates had the same joking "Great progress guys" roll-eyes attitude about the thing.

Not as loud as predator missiles hitting a wedding party, but OK.

I want to hurt someone.

wind power is too loud
electric cars are too quiet

since when did consumers get so sound sensitive? maybe we need to bring metal rock back into wide popularity to save the planet

Now you can hear Mother Nature's death rattle.

JUST DUMP THE FUCKING CHIPS ON A NAPKIN

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degeneratemonkey
23 hours ago

wat good is a earth if loud and annoying like sunchip lol id rather just burn like all the so-called "dinosaur" did a thousand years ago or whatever

I bought some a few weeks ago and the checkout lady referred to them as "no-cheat chips", because if you're supposed to be dieting you can't get away with eating them secretly when anyone else is around.