FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown I know it's Japanese, but I like to think he's apologizing to the bricks with each punch.
fluffy He is. "Sorry" is one of the many words that the Japanese have borrowed from English for colloquial purposes (since it's faster than "sumimasen" or "gomen nasai").
cognitivedissonance Technically, it's furikake. It's actually weirder that way, it's like a franchise themed Mrs. Dash.
RocketBlender Makes perfect sense if it's mushroom furikake. If it's just egg and nori or beefsteak, then what the fuck?
kingarthur Even funnier; furikake sounds nasty to American ears.
fatatty Oh god I hope there's not a furrikake fetish out there.
Yellow Lantern As a huge nerd, what stands out to me is that this ad predicted how Mario would beat Bowser in Mario 64.
Smellvin I'm glad that I'm not the only one who thought that. Whew!
ProfessorChaos You mean there are people who DIDN'T think that?
Squeamish No, you idiots! Mario is ITALIAN! He eats SPAGHETTI AND PIZZA
DON'T YOUR MARKETERS KNOW ANYTHING
Caminante Nocturno Mario looks completely off his rocker in this commercial. I'll bet he woke up the next day with absolutely no memory of this.
FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown Never call on Mario when he's in the middle of one of his infamous seconal binges.