The McK
That's because it's corporate. Not that the cigarette companies are adding tars and carcinogenic, addictive additives, that would be too actual. Instead the very nature of corporation capitalism infuses and taints the end product.

HarrietTubmanPI
Nightshade is natural. So is Hemlock. Magma is also from the Earth, and it can also kill.

FatFatuousNation
Some of them ingest nightshade. They rarely enjoy it, and sometimes end up getting their stomachs pumped, but they do it nevertheless. See:

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/subs/exp_Belladonna.shtml

I like the fellow who reports that he didn't hallucinate after ingesting nightshade. It merely helped him to visualize whale and dolphin energies. [http://goo.gl/KTN1]

Rovin
So, assuming these people are also in the "legalize it" boat, if they're that hateful toward corporations, do they realize that, when it's legalized, corporations will be all OVER that mofo?

pastorofmuppets
Also, white lighters are bad luck.

Old_Zircon
PUNCH 'EM IN THE DICK

notascientist
Fuck this can't actually be real, right? This is a Mr Show Sketch, isn't it. Tell me that "rapping" idiot is David Cross.

Bored
We'd cross the border from NH and beat them to shit if they did that.

Robin Kestrel
Starring the hell out of "waspafarians". Have not encountered that yet on the east coast.

I'm all for positive messages about THC, but goddamn that was embarrassing.

Old_Zircon
Over here we call them "trustafarians."

joelkazoo
Very Astute Observation, Rocket!

Old_Zircon
Wait, I already said that months ago.