|Timothy A. Bear |
Equally tripped out between Simmon's Velvet Von Ragner and the fact that Vanity is now a Christian minister.
John Stamos bites Gene Simmons on the boob while hanging off the side of a hydroelectric dam in this movie. Just felt the need to share that.
This was one of those "we wore out our six-hundredth copy of 'Beastmaster' and our thousandth copy of Krull, so here's this" movies on HBO and upper-tier cable channels back in the day.
Even when I was still in grade school and saw this on late night, I wanted to know how anyone was convinced that "Stargrove" was a believable surname along that it would be a good idea to use it, well, anywhere.
|Rape Van Winkle |
Oh for fuck sake.
|Caminante Nocturno |
It looks like someone took the music video for Patty Smith's The Warrior and made a movie out of it.
5 stars for wielding a gun in a backlit limbo.
DJ, you shouldn't make fun of your sister. Steph looks up to you.
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