|The Mothership - 2010-10-18 |
BILL BRADY IS A SON OF A BITCH! HE STANDS ABOUT 8 FEET THREE INCHES TALL, AND HAS BREATH THAT WOULD KNOCK A RHINOCEROS DEAD IN ITS TRACKS. DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME BILL BRADY AND I SHANGHAI'D TWO BOLIVIAN HOOKERS?
|IrishWhiskey - 2010-10-19 |
1) Since shelters and putting down strays exist under all administrations and parties, this is a truly despicable ad. Don't vote Quinn.
2) Ironically, the main partisan issue involving pets before this was Republicans supporting puppy mills while Democrats tried to stop them.
3) Someone has made a political ad explicitly telling and showing voters that their opponent will kill puppy dogs, and this isn't even the worst ad this week. Political discourse has gone beyond all satire.
You're third point is what happens when a politician has no message and/or is trying to hide their voting record. An ad hominem attack, where you realize you're losing the debate so you desperately yell out, "Don't listen! My opponent is a... woman/man/fascist/communist/racist/homosexual/elitist/Nazi/etc.!!"
You're right about it being beyond satire. If you tried to call this a joke no one would laugh because it'd be too bizarre to be plausible.
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2010-10-19 |
Politiffact ranked this ad as "half true", but the half of it that's true does not include Bill Brady being a mean son of bitch who likes killing puppies so much that he can't wait to do it, it's his number one priority. Of course he is a republican, which is worse.
|phalsebob - 2010-10-19 |
|Raggamuffin - 2010-10-19 |
He should at least man up and kill the puppies himself with his own bare hands! How am I supposed to believe that he's tough on dog crime when he makes other people do his dirty work?
|Xenocide - 2010-10-19 |
BILL BRADY WANTS TO EAT AND RAPE YOUR DOG, IN THAT ORDER.
|Riskbreaker - 2010-10-19 |
Then they went out to take a walk and exchange protein chains.
|Toenails - 2010-10-19 |
ABHOLEN MACHT FREI
|Redford - 2010-10-19 |
A majority of Americans still believe "Good" and "Evil" still exist and people do bad things because they are evil and people do good things because they are good.
|Rovin - 2010-10-19 |
"I'm a staunch Republican. That's sick and wrong."
|kingarthur - 2010-10-19 |
I think my mind just got sexually assaulted.
|Corman's Inferno - 2010-10-19 |
Watch for Bill Brady's response ad, which has a montage of Al-Queda beheadings. Check and mate, motherfucker!
That made me picture a montage of beheadings set to "Push it to the Limit", while Bill Brady beats Bin Ladin in a snowboarding contest to save American hostages. And I laughed. There was some shame, but not much.
|Robin Kestrel - 2010-10-19 |
Now if he can only get it listed on the ballot as Bill "Puppykiller" Brady.
|charmlessman - 2010-10-19 |
How DARE they use a gas chamber!
Everybody knows you use lethal injection.
(/sarcasm. What fucking difference does it make?)
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