Steven Seagal

It would be only generically terrible, if not for Seagal's listless mumbling and the lyrics. Which is particularly bad for him, as those are probably his only two contributions to the song.

"I can take you on the boat,
I can take you on the train,
I can take you on the car,
I can take you on the plane."
It's like a preschoolers attempt at songwriting.

RomancingTrain - 2010-10-15

Wait, he actually paraphrased Green Eggs and Ham(I couldn't understand a lick of the song?)

MacGyver Style Bomb

- 2010-10-15

Thanks Conan!

sosage

- 2010-10-15

I wasn't sure what I expected, but it definitely wasn't the title song to a bollywood soundtrack.

Baldr - 2010-10-15

Poedhisattva.

godot - 2010-10-15

Seagal opened for Willie Nelson at a big Mardi Gras gala in 2007, and honestly, his band was pretty good (it helped that he just strummed rhythm and someone else did lead licks).

I also saw him strolling around Canal St. He's huge, maybe 325 lbs... on a 5' 9'' frame.

BHWW

- 2010-10-15

I caught part of one of his recent direct-to-DVD abominations on the USA Network or something like that - he looked like an overstuffed sausage wrapped in a black leather trenchcoat.

garcet71283 - 2010-10-15

I think I've seen that one...

was it...

Born to Raise Hell?
A Dangerous Man?
The Keeper ?
Driven to Kill?
Against the Dark?
Kill Switch?
Pistol Whipped?
Urban Justice?
Flight of Fury?
Attack Force?
Shadow Man?

memedumpster - 2010-10-15

Now he's doing for music what he did for martial arts, law enforcement, and forced human slavery.

LetsFistAgain

- 2011-05-05

"EwouhweouhwaLOOK INTO MY EYESehwouhwah"

This sounds like if a special needs class covered Dahlsims theme song from Street Fighter II

oddeye

- 2015-08-21

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