FISTFULLofSOUL How gangsta' is not being able to wipe your own ass?
Rosebeekee He uses a platinum Comfort Wipe obviously.
phalsebob I'm pretty sure he said 'fresh ass cheesy weeder' at some point. I find the idea compelling.
Riskbreaker He needs to meet fatman and make a comedy duo.
The McK Buddy Movie! There can be a tender scene where they eat each others' moob-hidden Hot Pockets.
Rodents of Unusual Size Just think of the wacky scene where he gets pulled over by a cop and has to look for his license and registration in his Clayface like body.