5 for the video, 5 million for Imari, 5 billion for the tags
HE IS DRESSED LIKE TJ COMBO
Seriously. How can he actually talk like he types? I think JRR programmed this video.
|Mike Tyson?! |
I can't understand a single thing he is saying.
So Jasper rebuilds OEM engines in America:
I will rewatch the video, but I think he said GM V6, so this is basically a Fiero kit car after all.
Ok, I really cranked the sound up and he's using this GM piece of shit.
It has less HP than a new Camry.
Tyson, I love you for figuring that out. How does he always manage to get MORE ridiculous?
THIS CAR IS COMPARABLE TO A MERCYLARGOW!
|Mike Tyson?! |
"...The car is insane. I actually got stuck in the car because the automatic doors didn't open on me one day, plus on top of that. I didn't have air condition either and it was 90 degree weather. So what happened? Why am I still alive today? The car got bored and let me out, since the electric system suddenly started working. Check out my other videos"
Haha, holy shit.
Solenoid door poppers are what you use when it's too hard to put manual releases in...quite a few junky kit cars use them.
|Dirty Sanchez |
My favorite exhibit.
Maybe this will help with something... I don't know...
|Frank Rizzo |
im not watching nearly 10 minutes of some douche reviewing a replica Lamborghini countach.
tl;dr does he mention at any point that this car is not a real Lamborghini but most likely a pontiac fiero?
He mentions it several times and says outright that it would be *pointless* to have an old "Lamborighini-built" one for $LOTS when you could have this instead. He also shows off several spots where his car doesn't match the real thing as justification for why it *isn't* a kit car.
"Is this a reproduction? The answer is no. If it was, then you would pretty much try to reproduce everything how it was in 1972. This is more like a continuation."
To his credit, at least he isn't trying to pass it off as real.
|Oscar Wildcat |
I also cannot understand a fucking word he is saying. Plus, double sawbucks sez the chinese ideogram on the hood translates to "my dick is three inchs long". Extra star withheld for lack of a gun rack/trucknutz.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
|Mike Tyson?! |
"A short review on my impression on mt Lamborghini Countach replica. It's not necessary a kit car, but it's very similar. It's extremely practical, has a 2.8 liter or 3.8 liter V6 engine in it. It's going to be upgraded in 2013 and will have two two turbo chargers attached to it, giving it almost nearly 1,000 bhp."
Holy fuck, how did I miss that before?
Dude you neglected to mention the part where he says that currently it goes 170 mph but after he installs the engine from a Jaguar XJ220 in it, it will go 234 mph.
Which is Bugatti Veyron territory, you know, a car with a 1000 HP 16 cylinder engine. I am sure his warmed up Fiero is going to be right up there.
Lamborghini Countach VPM Hyper Violento (Twin Turbo in 2013)
nick name: Maverick Mcnasty
true name: Red Triple 7 aka RT7
spirit name: Gradius.
Top speed currently--177 mph
Aimed top speed---220 mph
Norte to sixty--3.5 seconds
Built in: 2008
Body frame--Modified Pontiac GT
A short review on my impression on mt Lamborghini Countach replica. It's not necessary a kit car, but it's very similar. It's extremely practical, has a 2.8 liter or 3.8 liter V6 engine in it. It's going to be upgraded in 2013 and will have two two turbo chargers attached to it, giving it almost nearly 1,000 bhp. It was built in 2008 and it has unsual features, which weren't found in the early 1972-1999 Countaches built by Lamborghini. It has automatic hydraulic doors, automatic transmission, CD/DVD player, digital Reventon style gauges, black Murcilergo/Ferrari F40/Mclaren F1 style headlamps, fiber glass body, rear view camera and lastly racing style wheel. This car is a legend. It's based off the legendary all time poster boy car of the eighties. It draws attention no matter what time you live in. 70s? 80s? 90s? Even 2010 with all the new Lambos, Ferraris and even the mighty Buggati Veyron, people still think the Countach is space age and futuristic. It draws people like none other. It's a car, that has timeless design and has immense imagination. There is only one futuristic street car in the world, which looks like it's from the year 20XX and it's the unsurpassed Lamborghini Countach. This car will be featured in a indies film called This Is Yagidal. It will have a key role in the storyline and driven by the two main characters, this car possesses an unusual but familar ability. The film is set to be released at film festivals in 2012 and clips on youtube will be revealed.
My god, that shirt.
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