Tearherfaceoff!! Tearherfaceoff!! Tearherfaceoff!! Tearherfaceoff!! Tearherfaceoff!! Tearherfaceoff!!
AWWWWW!!! DAMN IT!!!
|Frank Rizzo |
see!! He turned his head when I screamed "LA TOYA!!!" in his ear!!!
|Urkel Forever |
Through La Toya, Michael Jackson lives on in spirit and possibly in covertly borrowed body parts.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Nice of you to come visit me in my cage after twenty years, bitch. Did you bring the skinny little pedophile? No? Good. You wouldn't believe the things he made me watch.
Hey, I have an idea, let's play a little game. The name of this game is "dodge my shit".
"Bubbles, honey, do want to help me revive my career? Bubbles?"
I'm sorry but my eyes keep on getting drawn to the sunglasses she has hanging from her crotch. I keep thinking she's shat herself.
The awkward tag was perfect.
I think it's sweet that they gave Bubbles a chauffeured SUV to ride in... though they should have made him wear his seat belt.
"Do you remember me (even though I don't look at all like I did 20 years ago)?"
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