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Desc:Rand Paul and Jack Conway make America a worse place
Category:News & Politics, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:Rand Paul, death to america, Jack Conway, Aqua Buddha, wtf kentucky?
Submitted:jangbones
Date:10/18/10
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Comment count is 28
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Only a pistol duel can resolve this debate.
The Mothership
Nasty yes, but also those are two deeply untalented debaters. Some of the high school kids I judge in speech tournaments could teach these two some things for chrissakes.
kamlem
Rand Paul didn't want to shake hands because of Jack Conway's extreme body odour. Sources say that Jack hasn't bathed in weeks, and has started using only the tallest bridges to cross rivers.
Frank Rizzo
what the hell was the tying a woman up before buddha thing? "THAT WAS 30 YEARS AGO AND I WAS IN COLLEGE!!!"

...you have my vote sir. If I lived in KY
Uulanbaatorbaby
Is it possible to vote for aqua buddha instead of these two? He seems like a pretty inspiring guy.
chumbucket
yeah he sounds like the guy in college who on the first day freshman year gets a bead curtain for the dorm room, lots of incense, a live cobra snake in a basket and plays the bongos while surrounded in a cloud of pot smoke. Oh and looks about 5 years older than everyone else in the class.

azazel
One drawback might be that stuff gets tied up when he's around, so he probably won't do much while he's in office.

memedumpster
Goddammit.
Cena_mark
Though Rand's speaking and debating are rough and unpolished, his ideas are pure. I'm sure if you go here http://www.randpaul2010.com/issues/ you'll find much you agree with.

augias
And Gassy...


Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Pure as urine.

memedumpster
Let's look at this item by item.

Bailouts : It's too late to do anything about it, the only possible recourse is to punish them in other ways, which you can't do when you're against regulation like Rand Paul is.

National Defense : Should read "imperialist fuckduggery." Every candidate supports global American dominance of human life.

Inflation : Print less money so the filthy rich have a statistically diminished chance of finding a million dollars on the sidewalk. What do you mean money doesn't work that way!?

Taxes : Both candidates will support tax cuts for the rich, he's not special there.

Term Limits : Hollow and common thing to campaign on, I will vote for a candidate that pushes a Congressional Thunderdome policy every two years.

Sovereignty : "Letís not give up our rights to those who donít share the same respect for our history and our freedoms. " Do you want me to vote or not? Make up your mind!

Veterans : The whole section basically means "once the rest of government is restructured, we'll get to you." Even in Paul's scheme the veterans come last.

Homeschooling : Fuck you.

Guns : *makes jacking off motion while rolling eyes*

Energy : He is for lifting taxes on companies that develop new sources of energy, but wants to cut all gov. subsidies to said development, which means only oil and coal companies will be able to afford to develop those things, which they wont.

Federal Reserve : Gut them with fire, Senator Paul, string their ashes from sea to shining sea... oh, what's that... woops, I thought you were your daddy.

Campaign Fininance Reform : Should read "abolition of Supreme Court" otherwise HA HA HA HA HA.

Illegal Immigration : Send all the whites back to Euro... oh.

Nope, still probably voting for the other obvious Republican.


IrishWhiskey
Since he's changed his libertarian positions on Medicare, social security, defense spending, civil rights and campaign finance reform to suit the Republican base and establishment, I'm not sure there's much on there that Rand Paul would agree with.

spikestoyiu
Look at all of these words -- totally wasted words -- you guys are sending cena_mark's way.

That guy
No, I think memdumpster finally changed Cena mark's mind.
Yep.
This is the one that did it.

Riskbreaker
LOL america.
OhYouMeanNancy
Stars for you, man. God, what a cartoon we live in!!

fluffy
They have all the debating school of 12-year-olds. I fully expected one of them to say "Well I am rubber and you are glue, and anything you say bounces off me and sticks onto you." Maybe they did. I gave up halfway through.
Nithing
Who is this terrible right-wing fundie attacking a guy for 'worshping false idols' and 'mocking believers'? What's that you say? He's the liberal?
Muddy Mae Suggins
Kentucky "liberal"

dead_cat
In Kentucky, the best you can hope for is that one of the candidates will be less insane than the other, and vote for that one, then hope for the best. To that end, I'll be voting for Conway on Nov 2.

dead_cat
He's got a 'D' by his name. That makes him an anti-American, Socialist Commie who wants to pass the Equal Rights Amendment; stop coal companies from blowing the tops off of mountains and fouling the water supply by replacing them with windmills and elves; and forcibly abort 3/4s of your children, then brainwash the rest of them to crave cock, go to college out of state, and hate basketball and football and the right kind of Jesus.

cognitivedissonance
He's so short. Or Conway is so tall.
Caminante Nocturno
If Jack Conway or anybody else wants to know when it is okay to tie up a woman and have her kneel before a false idol, I'm the person to ask.
spikestoyiu
"I know you're lying because your lips are moving."

Hey, I read that bumper sticker, too!
cognitivedissonance
Some scale: he did this at 27. I'm not upset that he worshipped a false idol, rather that he was in a frat three years from 30.
dead_cat
I'm far more upset by the fact that he doesn't have any political experience, and is more or less completely insane.

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