StanleyPain 
What happened to the first two eagles?
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Udderdude
Hasn't this asshole been on here before? 5 stars anyway.
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pastorofmuppets as a matter of fact...
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=71311
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Xiphias
"But of course this is another lie from Satan" is the best rebuttal to any argument.
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Redford
You can tell this guy is the real deal - he uses his magical god power to only talk into your left audio channel.
Also, god person, professional sports have rules which are actually determined by the players by proxy. The people who make the rules change them based on how the game is played and how the players play the game. If applied to sex, this may produce a logical comparison that was not intended by you.
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catpenis27
Dr. Breen? He looks and sounds just like that asshole that was throughout Halflife
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catpenis27 Also, Genesis 38: Then Judah said to Onan, "Lie with your brother's wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to produce offspring for your brother." 9 But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the LORD's sight; so he put him to death also.
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Meatsack Jones
What's with the time and space jumps during his tirade?
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Kieran27 I'm guessing the cue cards he's reading from only contain so many words, and he has to pause the reocrding with a remote control, get up, change the card, and sit back down again. This video smacks of a one man operation.
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Bootymarch
"In this life, you will get sexually transmitted diseases.
And in the next life, you will suffer for all eternity."
That has got to be the greatest quote ever in history.
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kamlem
Awesome! Is there a co-prophet training class at the Yale Department of Religious Studies? I heard they only employ the best teachers there.
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Old_Zircon
When I get raptured I prefer to rawdog it, personally.
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memedumpster
God is an asexual mutant?
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Billy the Poet
If I use a propho I can't get raptured without jerking it anyway.
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Chalkdust
there is a condom carved from feldspar into the shape of Saint Barnabas... it is the prophetic porphyric prophylactic
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RockBolt
Even for a dupe, I can't not 5 star that microphone
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Gojira1000
Wrapped your what?
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Rudy
Too late. He already announced the Tribulation has begun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vir2AiKKzVQ
Oh, wait. He pushed it back:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnY5K1IHnPE
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