|StanleyPain - 2010-10-20 |
What happened to the first two eagles?
|Udderdude - 2010-10-20 |
Hasn't this asshole been on here before? 5 stars anyway.
as a matter of fact...
|Xiphias - 2010-10-20 |
"But of course this is another lie from Satan" is the best rebuttal to any argument.
|Redford - 2010-10-20 |
You can tell this guy is the real deal - he uses his magical god power to only talk into your left audio channel.
Also, god person, professional sports have rules which are actually determined by the players by proxy. The people who make the rules change them based on how the game is played and how the players play the game. If applied to sex, this may produce a logical comparison that was not intended by you.
|catpenis27 - 2010-10-20 |
Dr. Breen? He looks and sounds just like that asshole that was throughout Halflife
Also, Genesis 38: Then Judah said to Onan, "Lie with your brother's wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to produce offspring for your brother." 9 But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring for his brother. 10 What he did was wicked in the LORD's sight; so he put him to death also.
|Meatsack Jones - 2010-10-20 |
What's with the time and space jumps during his tirade?
I'm guessing the cue cards he's reading from only contain so many words, and he has to pause the reocrding with a remote control, get up, change the card, and sit back down again. This video smacks of a one man operation.
|Bootymarch - 2010-10-20 |
"In this life, you will get sexually transmitted diseases.
And in the next life, you will suffer for all eternity."
That has got to be the greatest quote ever in history.
|kamlem - 2010-10-20 |
Awesome! Is there a co-prophet training class at the Yale Department of Religious Studies? I heard they only employ the best teachers there.
|Old_Zircon - 2010-10-20 |
When I get raptured I prefer to rawdog it, personally.
|memedumpster - 2010-10-20 |
God is an asexual mutant?
|Billy the Poet - 2010-10-20 |
If I use a propho I can't get raptured without jerking it anyway.
|Chalkdust - 2010-10-20 |
there is a condom carved from feldspar into the shape of Saint Barnabas... it is the prophetic porphyric prophylactic
|RockBolt - 2010-10-20 |
Even for a dupe, I can't not 5 star that microphone
|Gojira1000 - 2010-10-21 |
Wrapped your what?
|Rudy - 2010-10-21 |
Too late. He already announced the Tribulation has begun:
Oh, wait. He pushed it back:
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