but... 19. is that the point? 99 is 2 of em? jesus.
Just a curious question Mr. Zircon. Do you need any help with mining the 5 hours of shit? Because I would like to think that I have a pretty impressive resume of sifting through tons of shit on Youtube for the choice nuggets.
As for the video, there's only one nine between one and a hundred. That's not multiple choice, that's actual counting. It's also not that interesting.
To recap: 9 != 19, 29, 39 ... or 99 twice. But if you want to really blow her mind (or if you want her to really blow your dick), ask her how many F's are present from 1 to 100 (in hexadecimal).
Hint: It's 16 (in hexadecimal).
What kind of girls are you trying to pick up, anyway?
Toenails, the torrent is pretty easy to find and downloads in about 15-20 minutes, go find it and help out!
But I've got dibs on the story about his girlfriend's car getting stuck in a cornfield, OK?
Also, Mystery is a free spirit who doesn't live by society's rules regarding the separation of numerals and characters, so it's 19 dammit.
If you do download that torrent, how about I work on videos 4 and 5, you work on 1 and 2 and then 3 can be up for grabs? they've all got a pretty equal amount of good material from what I've seen.
Ugh. The bit before this video is him teaching the importance of storytelling, and the story he uses involves his 14-year-old niece's sexual activity.
This guy a metric-ton of gross.
Honestly, I was disappointed that he wasn't grosser.
Oh, of course he has a bluetooth!
Also, I think that is a $300 question on Jeopardy. You want trivia? (Points to schlong)
You become interesting by doing in math, in other words, you have to be quite nerdy to become interesting?
well, math is hard, and girls are impressed by hard things (point to schlong)
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I imagine James Bond will be busting that one out in the new film.
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I suppose if you ever wanted to park your car outside the local gradeschool and pick up underage girls, he'd be your go-to guy.
This is not how you pretend you are interesting. Better method: do something interesting.
He's training you to be Dwight Schrute.
How to look like a fucking tool factory.
(points to art of problem solving wiki)
I find Mystery's "methods" similar to equipping a child with floaters and putting them in a shallow pool. His subjects get a few "flotation devices" and are put into a public "pool" of male/female sociality, but at no point has he really ever taught these fools to swim, and they'd surely drown out in the ocean.
those poor, unsociable creatures having to pay this horrible horrible man to teach them how to talk to women.
The Mystery Method: A system by which an individual achieves the reproductive act by way of behaving, speaking, and dressing in the stupidest possible ways. In this way an individual will rule out a large number of females by process of elimination until he finds the one most likely to engage in sexual relations with him. I.e. a woman so dumb as to practically be indistinguishable from a RealDoll.
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