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Desc:Now you know.
Category:Educational, Science & Technology
Tags:mystery method, PUA, (point to schlong), math is hard
Submitted:Old_Zircon
Date:10/20/10
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knowless
but... 19. is that the point? 99 is 2 of em? jesus.
Frank Rizzo
doing fourier transforms always gets the bitches.

Oktay
Here's a hilarious joke that never fails: once upon a time, a plane from S airlines started shaking during flight, and the vibrations kept getting more and more violent. The pilot then asked all passengers from Poland to move to the left side of the aircraft, and as soon as this was done, the vibrations started subsiding at an exponential rate, eventually becoming indistinguishable from observational error.

Toenails
Just a curious question Mr. Zircon. Do you need any help with mining the 5 hours of shit? Because I would like to think that I have a pretty impressive resume of sifting through tons of shit on Youtube for the choice nuggets.

As for the video, there's only one nine between one and a hundred. That's not multiple choice, that's actual counting. It's also not that interesting.

To recap: 9 != 19, 29, 39 ... or 99 twice. But if you want to really blow her mind (or if you want her to really blow your dick), ask her how many F's are present from 1 to 100 (in hexadecimal).

Hint: It's 16 (in hexadecimal).
spikestoyiu
What kind of girls are you trying to pick up, anyway?

Chalkdust
the best kind

Old_Zircon
Toenails, the torrent is pretty easy to find and downloads in about 15-20 minutes, go find it and help out!

But I've got dibs on the story about his girlfriend's car getting stuck in a cornfield, OK?

Old_Zircon
Also, Mystery is a free spirit who doesn't live by society's rules regarding the separation of numerals and characters, so it's 19 dammit.

Old_Zircon
If you do download that torrent, how about I work on videos 4 and 5, you work on 1 and 2 and then 3 can be up for grabs? they've all got a pretty equal amount of good material from what I've seen.

Toenails
Ugh. The bit before this video is him teaching the importance of storytelling, and the story he uses involves his 14-year-old niece's sexual activity.

This guy a metric-ton of gross.

Old_Zircon
Honestly, I was disappointed that he wasn't grosser.

phalsebob
Oh, of course he has a bluetooth!

Also, I think that is a 0 question on Jeopardy. You want trivia? (Points to schlong)
Riskbreaker
You become interesting by doing in math, in other words, you have to be quite nerdy to become interesting?
Chalkdust
well, math is hard, and girls are impressed by hard things (point to schlong)

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
I NEED MOAR OLD ZIRCON WORK FASTER

Hooker
I imagine James Bond will be busting that one out in the new film.
Oscar Wildcat
I suppose if you ever wanted to park your car outside the local gradeschool and pick up underage girls, he'd be your go-to guy.
Sudan no1
I'm sure at least ONE IN FIVE of Mystery's targets are underage, so that works.

fatatty
This is not how you pretend you are interesting. Better method: do something interesting.
glendower
He's training you to be Dwight Schrute.
Udderdude
How to look like a fucking tool factory.
pastorofmuppets
(points to art of problem solving wiki)
themilkshark
I find Mystery's "methods" similar to equipping a child with floaters and putting them in a shallow pool. His subjects get a few "flotation devices" and are put into a public "pool" of male/female sociality, but at no point has he really ever taught these fools to swim, and they'd surely drown out in the ocean.
mashedtater
those poor, unsociable creatures having to pay this horrible horrible man to teach them how to talk to women.

Raggamuffin
The Mystery Method: A system by which an individual achieves the reproductive act by way of behaving, speaking, and dressing in the stupidest possible ways. In this way an individual will rule out a large number of females by process of elimination until he finds the one most likely to engage in sexual relations with him. I.e. a woman so dumb as to practically be indistinguishable from a RealDoll.
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