Mystery sings a song for his daughter

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Mystery sings a song for his daughter

Desc:	Every bad boy has his soft side.
Category:	Arts, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:	what hell sounds like, mystery method, PUA, baby daddy, (point to schlong)
Submitted:	Old_Zircon
Date:	10/21/10
Views:	886
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Comment count is 23

(points to song)

He has a daughter?!

Probably made her up. He's just doing this to look vulnerable-attractive.

Udderdude

It's true, apparently.

http://i52.tinypic.com/xqmg47.jpg

Old_Zircon
I love how he and his daughter both have the same "what have I gotten myself into?" expression in that photo.

Oscar Wildcat

Sweet mother of god, Udder, that picture pretty much sez it all....

"Wait out here with the shorty, asshole, I need to go inside to turn a trick. Got any more of that blow?"

memedumpster

So that's what a tauntaun looks like as a human.

cognitivedissonance

Is he wearing a dewrag?

fatatty

No I believe he grew a dew rag.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious

So daddy, how did you meet mommy?

spikestoyiu
I'm not going to sit through this whole thing, but my first guess would be that's an Ibanez. And he's got at least 3 more somewhere.

Adramelech

I don't know how old his daughter is, but it must be really weird to make a living teaching guys how to treat her like garbage.

Volbard

So.. he gave his daughter a stripper name. That's pretty unsurprising.

FABIO
Poll:

Would you rather grow up finding out that your parent was a porn star or a seduction guru?

Scynne
porn star

fatatty
Seduction guru. I'd have to think the pranks my friends could play with their respective videos would be much worse with a porn star parent.

Stopheles

Shall I made a video and hope your mother doesn't hide it?

Shall it link to books I wrote that help guys bag you when you fight it?

I'd see you on your birthday but I've engagements I can't break.

The shut-ins paid me three grand each to show them how to be on the make.

oh, yeayuh

I've tried to write this song a thousand times

A simple chord progression and A-A-B-B rhymes

But that's the best way to show I'm sensitive

to the men I train to think you're meat.

TeenerTot

for you.

chumbucket

yeah mine too

Oscar Wildcat
OK, it's friday, let's tab this fucker out...

Verses

D Dsus4th etc etc etc
Shall I ( insert every hallmark romance trope you can think of )

Chorus

G A D
I try, to get my dick wet, but you don't seem to care
G A D
So I'll, just hypnotise you, a rubber I won't wear
G A Dsus4th
and in 9 months, you'll have my shorty, and be on the welfare

BTW, that thing is about a full step out of tune. Is it strung with rubber bands? Or is he just too ham fisted to finger the chords properly.

chumbucket
plink, plink plinkaplunk plink!

Baldr
If there were a paypal button by your comment I'd be sending you money right now.

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