(points to song)
|Macho Nacho |
He has a daughter?!
I love how he and his daughter both have the same "what have I gotten myself into?" expression in that photo.
Is he wearing a dewrag?
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
So daddy, how did you meet mommy?
I'm not going to sit through this whole thing, but my first guess would be that's an Ibanez. And he's got at least 3 more somewhere.
I don't know how old his daughter is, but it must be really weird to make a living teaching guys how to treat her like garbage.
So.. he gave his daughter a stripper name. That's pretty unsurprising.
Would you rather grow up finding out that your parent was a porn star or a seduction guru?
Seduction guru. I'd have to think the pranks my friends could play with their respective videos would be much worse with a porn star parent.
Shall I made a video and hope your mother doesn't hide it?
Shall it link to books I wrote that help guys bag you when you fight it?
I'd see you on your birthday but I've engagements I can't break.
The shut-ins paid me three grand each to show them how to be on the make.
I've tried to write this song a thousand times
A simple chord progression and A-A-B-B rhymes
But that's the best way to show I'm sensitive
to the men I train to think you're meat.
OK, it's friday, let's tab this fucker out...
D Dsus4th etc etc etc
Shall I ( insert every hallmark romance trope you can think of )
G A D
I try, to get my dick wet, but you don't seem to care
G A D
So I'll, just hypnotise you, a rubber I won't wear
G A Dsus4th
and in 9 months, you'll have my shorty, and be on the welfare
BTW, that thing is about a full step out of tune. Is it strung with rubber bands? Or is he just too ham fisted to finger the chords properly.
If there were a paypal button by your comment I'd be sending you money right now.
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