|The Mothership |
jesus fucking christ.
|i'm with frank |
kudos japan, beating lamb heart vending machines next please, preferably accompanied with a giggling child soundtrack.
i'm with frank
oh, the JapanProbe thing confused me. my sincere apologies to the nation of japan. (secretly still believes it's a japanese thing).
It'll be in Japan soon enough. They love vending machines. And they love using vending machines for things we'd never even think of.
i'm with frank
the japanese version adds the claw skill testing component for added entertainment. i am not kidding.
I was very recently in Japan, and the idea of used pantie vending machines on every corner is a bit of a myth. Hate to burst your bubble.
Unmerciful Crushing Force
I live in Japan right now. Yes, the vending machines are something of a myth (and even when they were around, I'm sure it was only in the red-light districts of Tokyo). However, there are still vending machines for all sorts of wacky shit. In my small town of 10,000, there is a modest-sized booth with machines for porno movies and "novelty items."
Why anyone would want to buy a dildo from a vending machine in a dusty backwater.
Also, I have found at least one claw catcher game with panties in it.
Let the stereotypes live on!
A dusty backwater is the perfect place for a sex toy vending machine. Think about it, sex and cow tipping are the only entertainments available, there's slim picking for a sexual partner, and if you bought it from the only shop for miles around the shopkeeper would probably be an old friend of your parents, or something.
|Caminante Nocturno |
The yellow hazard stripes are a nice touch.
Do we care about crabs now?
These machines are DELICIOUSLY inventive.
|K. Brass |
I like that currency with Mao Zedong's image was used for something so blatantly capitalist and wasteful. You know several crabs die in that machine every week because no one bought them in time to be eaten.
Several crabs die outside that machine every week because people bought them in time to be eaten.
How are living crabs an impulse item? Who is walking down that hallway and goes "Oh shit yeah, I should grab a living crab while I'm here".
jesus fucking christ
Clearly, this is why their empire will defeat ours.
|Jet Bin Fever |
You pay a premium to get food entirely without human contact.
This isn't that much worse than the lobster tanks you see at every Shaws.
Is there a pot-of-boiling-water vending machine nearby?
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
What the godamn fuck?
They're chilled into hibernation in the machine! Next stop, bear vending machines.
|Timothy A. Bear |
The aliens have noted our cruelty and decided our punishment; a human being vending machine the size of Ireland which they will tow around the universe blaring ice cream truck music.
5 stars for Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra at 2:50
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