This was already weird enough when the little jailbait girl started noticing everybody's tits. Damnit, Japan.

Putting a big white 'X' over your neck when you're fighting vampires is either a stupid mistake or a brilliant taunt.

This is like the 3rd or 4th time this has been on POETV. And it's the billionth if you count instances of it showing up in the hopper.

Just sayin, is all.

OMG VAMPIRE@!!!!

That first guy is totally using the Mystery Method.

"Okay so this is the one girl in our game with boobs that approach realistic sizes, what should her personality be?"
"Uhhh, I guess she should want bigger boobs."

I like that the thing she wins at the very end is an understanding that she will hit puberty someday.

This looks like the most terrible game concieved for castlevania.

Fuck, you can play as Dracula but when you beat the game it just tells you "good times and bad times come and go."

I you're going to have a game with Maria Renard, Trevor Belmont, Sypha Belnades, and Simon Belmont, Shanoa, and Alucard, the least you could do is make the game at least as cool/good as the games these characters came from.