Oh you fresh maker, you!
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
It's the dude from Die hard.
This commercial would make more sense if that package of Mentos was instead a middle finger.
Could use a "cocksmile" tag cause I got Quartuvlarry chills at the end of it.
..then at the end he's all "Dude, look, its chill and cool and wicked extreme bro because, hey, I'm eating Mentos. Know what I am saying?"
and the old dude is all "Oh man...you got me. You kids and you're vaguely minty candy..."
The screwed up thing is that these commercials seemed dated even when they originally aired.
|Caminante Nocturno |
These were filmed in South Africa.
I'm still tempted to do that whenever some asshole blocks the crosswalk during bumper-to-bumper traffic. I'm guessing most people here have the sense to lock their doors though.
|Jet Bin Fever |
I've had the teleplay of this etched on my memory for the longest time.
"Bill? I'm going to have to call you back, I'm being carjacked by some Norwegian-looking prick and...oh, wait, he's got Mentos. Never mind, he's just up to good-natured youthful hijinks, the kind only fresh breath can inspire. So anyway, Bill, it'll be 500 thousand for your wife, and an extra 20 grand if you want it to look like an accident. Okay, I'll torch the place for free, but only because we're both Sigma Chis."
So Mentos gave him the strength to not be able to walk the additional 2 feet around the car?
Five stars for confirming that this commercial is foreign.
I remember seeing this like a million times back in the nineties and thinking to myself that these people had to be fucking Dutch or something. They just looked weird even then. Plus if it was filmed in America the driver would have punched/shot that dude in his stupid Euro face.
|Syd Midnight |
Ah the kids will recognize it because of that Foo Fighters video. They what? Oh god im old
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