Red motherfucking puccoon.

Why isn't this illegal?

And why hasn't it been imported to the states? I'm guessing the Home Shopping Network got some law passed to protect their 24/7 fleecing activities.

http://biology.missouristate.edu/Herbarium/Plants%20of%20the%20Int erior%20Highlands/Flowers/Sanguinaria%20canadensis%20-%203.jpg

Hand-dle With Care

Alan Carr is, apparently, the highest ranking British mafia boss.

He's killed more people than the Kray Twins AND Henry VIII combined, in cold blood, with a pencil. He calls the pencil "Shirley", and strokes it lovingly before falling into a K-Hole nightly.