Key tips from the Master:

1) Play slot machines from 3-4 in the morning
2) Drink Big Gulps
3) Don't hit me with your car

Key tips from the master of making videos:

1) Talking about Big Gulps is a great way to fill time.

2) Getting your charisma-free wife to talk to the camera also fills time.

3) Do not let anyone know that you actually have no influence on the laws of probability. You want to preserve your mystique.

4) Also, don't mention how you spent your entire lifetime slot machine winnings on the aforementioned Big Gulp.

5) Do not tell your wife that there is no such thing as a "slot tournament."

Nobody who pays good money for a videotape about playing the slots has any concept of the value of money.

He's really let himself go

The key point is that they take ONLY dollars (except the ones that don't). Vegas casinos are desperately trying to give money away to people, but are stymied as tourists spend hours jamming nickels, quarters and buttons into dollar machines laden with cash, ready to burst. Unfortunately these tourists become thirsty and leave at around 2:59AM.

If only they knew!!!

you made my 5

You can see part of his ARM. Jesus CHRIST.