IrishWhiskey
Smart thinking. As for myself, I snort coke and have prostitutes choke me while I have unprotected sex. My doctor says I'll be dead by thirty, but its not like I can think of any other way to meet people and be happy.

memedumpster
Thanks, guys, for reminding me how boring my life is. Five stars of personal sadness towards the horrible specter of sobriety.

SolRo
Hot chicks and friends don't appear when I get drunk. :(

Tom Collins
My friends, movies, going out, simply isn't fun unless I have a constant supply of booze.

Thanks, booze!

Wander
It's hard for me to imagine you were really an alcoholic if you're actually able to have friends around when you're drinking but OKAY GLAD YOU ARE HAPPY MR. CATPENIS.

Syd Midnight
Unhappiness means you're not on the right drugs or the right amount of drugs. For some people this is none/zero, for some it ain't.