cognitivedissonance I just discovered that CWC's half brother is the first film reviewer on RottenTomatoes to have given a negative review to Toy Story 3.
The plot may have been a little too close to home.
James Woods A bad review for Toy Story 3? This family is fucked up beyond belief.
CharlesSmith Hahahahahaha, he changed his last name to "Smithey".
You can kind of hear echoes of Chris Chan in his review and, especially, his response to the negative criticism leveled at his review.
cognitivedissonance He calls himself "The Smartest Film Reviewer In The World", and is as utterly full of himself as CWC is, but he's obviously not retarded and capable of existing outside of Casa De La Chandler, so good for him.
CWCiki has a copy of some emails he wrote when CWC tried to get him to vote for him to win a Parappa the Rappa contest so he could fly to Seattle and pitch Sonichu to Shigeru Miyamoto (CWC didn't really understand the specifics of the contest, he just assumed it was his Charlie Bucket moment of fantasy). Smithey forces CWC to inquire as to CWC's mother as to Smithey's parentage, resulting in CWC's mother lying to CWC's face about it. What could have been a moment of earth shattering clarity for most people was subverted by CWC's stupid Sonichu shit.
AND THEN Smithey doesn't vote for CWC's stupid contest.
Squeamish Something about the texture in the foreground makes me think this is taking place in some gigantic lego construction. That just adds a whole new level of sad to the proceedings.
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