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Desc:'I run really fast'
Category:Crime
Tags:skaters, jersey, dress shoes with no socks
Submitted:Enjoy
Date:11/11/10
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Comment count is 29
notascientist - 2010-11-11
This guy's day was made by the fact that he caught this dude messing with his bush. How sad. Also does he have a mail order bride?

Depressing.

I mean the skater is definitely out of line, but how fucked up is a world that makes a man so petty and desperate that he can find some pathetic simulacrum of masculinity in yelling at a kid?
spikestoyiu - 2010-11-11
Removing the dude's precious bush is definitely kind of shitty, but nothing about his behavior is even remotely out of line, especially considering the fact that the guy assaulted him at :17.

Enjoy - 2010-11-11
I'm trying to figure out why there is a row of bushes across the sidewalk.

simon666 - 2010-11-11
Should have ollied over the bushes in question.

SorenB - 2010-11-11
http://maps.google.com/maps/place?cid=8195965594864430384&q=Jay's+ shoe+stop+livingston&hl=en&ved=0CFMQuAUwAA&ei=BlDcTLieGJHuyAXOi_ST DA&sll=41.071592,-75.033882&sspn=0.984076,1.727033&ie=UTF8&ll=41.8 38874,-76.511536&spn=0,0&t=h&z=9

comments are great.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-11-11
New Jersey.

dementomstie - 2010-11-11
My favorite comment:
putrid smell‎‎ i walked in to get some shoes for my wedding and was immediately hit in the face by the smell of rotting vagina, not only did the store smell like rotting the vagina but the managements breath was worse.

La Loco - 2010-11-11
Last night there were like 160 comments, all gone by this morning. I did my part to repopulate the troll comments.

spikestoyiu - 2010-11-11
He runs really fast? In THOSE shoes?

3:29-3:59 is pretty awkward.
sosage - 2010-11-11
This skater needs to learn the words, "Get fucked". Then learn how to follow up with walking away from crazy people.
Tom Collins - 2010-11-11
This. And next time he needs to bring potting compost and a watering can.

charmlessman - 2010-11-12
Absolutely this. Kid should have just walked away while his buddy filmed. If Captain Middle Age Crisis tried to stop him physically it would have resulted in an assault charge.

ez - 2010-11-12
How about he also learn that fucking with the property of others carries consequences?

Pity Momentum - 2011-01-07
Property is theft.

Oscar Wildcat - 2010-11-11
Best for the last two minutes when the guy realizes that, short of a revenue generating event or a murder, the police just can't be bothered.
Jet Bin Fever - 2010-11-11
link down, anyone know a mirror?
Adham Nu'man - 2010-11-11
He sure loves that bush.
StanleyPain - 2010-11-11
I used to think skaters sort of deserved this shit until, for a few years, I knew a lot of skate kids and went to their shows and even helped film some tricks and shit. Skaters, hands down, are the most unreasonably abused and shitted-on segment of the youth population. I don't know what it is that drives people insane about skaters, but holy fuck you would not believe the shit I saw and experienced when I started hanging out with some. I saw grown men up and punch kids for nothing other than skating by them on a sidewalk. I saw one kid get seriously injured after some dickless fuck stole his skateboard from him and then hit him across the face with it...the kid was just skating around a public park, not even doing tricks. Yeah, a lot of skaters are just dumb, punk kids, but holy shit...you would not imagine the level of abuse they take from people in general.
Old_Zircon - 2010-11-12
One time my skater roommate was away for the weekend and he got robbed by younger (middle school age) skates. They stole his launch ramp.

Ursa_minor - 2010-11-11
"I don't even run..."
Robin Kestrel - 2010-11-11
I'm of the opinion that people that fuck with other's people's shit are assholes. Bush lover was not being unreasonable. A 20 year old man chooses to tear up someone's property rather than go to a skate park a couple of blocks away? What a douchebag.
Hooker - 2010-11-12
Mr. Loafers here was exhibiting psychotic rage. That is an off-the-charts unreasonable reaction to kids taking your plant out.

chumbucket - 2010-11-12
I'm pretty sure this is the result of being pushed WAY too far and the guy clearly thinking Skaterboy doesn't ever give two shits.

5 for the long long uncomfortable wait for the cops (which could have been spent just working this out)

Xiphias - 2010-11-12
Really? Not unreasonable? No aspect of his behavior seemed unreasonable to you?

Baldr - 2010-11-12
To be honest, I hate home owners/borrowers, and this clip just serves to reinforce my preconceptions about their lack of ataraxia.

Robin Kestrel - 2010-11-14
Holy shit... that guy from the Google search results replied to me! Check this out, two posts up, it's really him. Sweet.

(taking screenshot)

Chancho - 2010-11-11
This is as good as it is going to get for angry cokehead. He'll be telling this story for the rest of his life.

Skater guy will laugh it off and go on to do more fun things.

The bush...who knows what tomorrow will bring?
Old_Zircon - 2010-11-12
Nice elf shoes, dude.
Charles - 2010-11-12
"As a professional skater, I need good quality shoes. Jay's Shoe Box is expensive, but the customer service is great. Any time, night or day, Jay will put his crack pipe down and show you his great selection of footwear, intermingled with frequent psychotic rants about shrubbery, and flailing physical attacks. Come for the shoes, stay for the drinking and cabaret. Always bring a Taser."
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