fatatty I was going to make some sort of reference to a certain cartoon episode which always airs on very dusty days, but I see the tags did that for me.
BorrowedSolution Breaking news: Dogs are fucking slow on the uptake.
Goofy Gorilla Yeah, because we made them that way over thousands of years of forced breeding to serve our purposes. It's pretty tragic, really. A dead battery. A book written in a language no one can read. A key whose lock no one remembers. A dog whose master has inexplicably died.