BorrowedSolution - 2010-11-16 Breaking news: Dogs are fucking slow on the uptake.
Goofy Gorilla - 2010-11-17 Yeah, because we made them that way over thousands of years of forced breeding to serve our purposes. It's pretty tragic, really. A dead battery. A book written in a language no one can read. A key whose lock no one remembers. A dog whose master has inexplicably died.
mashedtater - 2010-11-17 that was really pretty gorilla.