spikestoyiu      He implies that he's American in the beginning, right? So that's fake accent? Because that may be the saddest aspect of this video.
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kamlem      I can picture his parents in 1997, thrilled that their young son was such an avid reader at such a young age...
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memedumpster      I wish I loved astronomy as much as he loves Harry Potter.
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ShiftlessRastus      That camera operator is one confused and frightened hooker.
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BorrowedSolution Lonely? He's got at least one person who will tolerate him.
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Wander No way man weren't you paying attention that was a spell holding the camera.
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Sputum      How do you hold down a job long enough to buy all of that overpriced garbage, let alone the rooms to put it in, when you are that crazy?
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charmlessman      He has over 15 wands?
So that's, what, 16?
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StanleyPain      I can't even imagine the cognitive dissonance going on this guy's head to justify this sort of existence and not just run screaming into the night from his pathetic life.
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CIWB      "even dress robes that I wore to prom."
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Xenocide Pendragon's Potions and Pentacles Prom, of course! Harry will be there, and so will Frodo and Spider-Man. And they'll crown this guy King of Magictown once they see all his tshirts.
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Xenocide      I don't think that was JK Rowling who signed his book. Looks more like it was someone named Jlclorp.
He is issuing this challenge because he wants friends. :(
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Explodotron      He can wear Harry potter clothing for three months straight and not wear the same thing twice... does that count underwear?
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phalsebob      Oh, and it's not Win-gardium Levi-osa, it's Win-GARdium Levi-oh-SAH.
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cognitivedissonance      Well, at least he's not fat.
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cognitivedissonance The thing that boggles my mind about Harry Potter is that they have all these magical powers and almost infinite resources, and how come there's STILL fat wizards? Nevermind the fact that their society seems to have absolutely no moral problem whatsoever with not curing cancer for the Muggles because then they'd be "asking for magical solutions for everything".
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pastorofmuppets Clearly someone has not studied enough Harry Potter theodicy.
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pastorofmuppets      My t-shirts are mostly things people bring back from vacations. So I could appear to have gone to Miami every day for 30 months without having been there.
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