Excerpt from Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults

Thank you video. I'm sure that without this information, the police could never have connected a body drained of blood, or orifices covered in wax, or pentagrams carved into the skin, or peeled flesh, or genitalia stuffed into the mouth, to any sort of ritualistic activity. In fact they usually get dismissed as bear attacks.

Xenocide

- 2010-11-17

Bald guys in grape-themed shirts are another overlooked clue.

WAIT A MINUTE.

chumbucket

- 2010-11-18

that shirt...did he know he'd be taping an educational spot that day?

phalsebob

- 2010-11-17

How to detect crimes that don't happen.

cognitivedissonance - 2010-11-17

Seriously, this.

Maybe we ought to just restart the Satanic Panic, because without it, the Fundies go into politics. It's a good distraction. I'm not saying we kill anybody, I'm just saying we knock over a few gravestones and write "LAVEY LIVES" on mausoleums.

Adramelech

- 2010-11-18

You're right, there's no such thing as religiously motivated murder.

Riskbreaker - 2010-11-18

There are, but usually involves Jesus and other assorted divine figures.

kingarthur

- 2010-11-17

1:25 obligatory close up on boobs.

kingarthur - 2010-11-17

And in the pre-load image.

Riskbreaker

- 2010-11-17

I was going to quote it, but i'm too lazy: basically, the entire part where Thompson and Gonzo scare the shit out of a cop with tales of satanic sects in Fear and Loathing.

Jeriko-1

- 2010-11-17

It's a shame there are innocent people currently rotting in prison because of this shit.

kingarthur - 2010-11-18

What is up with The West Memphis Three since the 90s?

Squidmojo - 2010-11-18

The WM3 just got the state supreme court to consider DNA evidence. After, y'know, 17 years on death row.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2010-11-17

Check out number 1 on that list the video fades away from at the very beginning.

Rudy

- 2010-11-18

I think number three is good advice in general. Especially if they are sans penis.

Charles

- 2010-11-18

I thought 2:15 was the punchline. Then I realized there was no punchline.

fatatty

- 2010-11-18

http://www.tubechop.com/watch/107456

Jet Bin Fever

- 2010-11-18

Well, I learned something at least.

revdrew

- 2010-11-18

I'D LIKE TO PUT MY PENIS IN THAT DEAD PERSON'S MOUTH IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

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