... that's not wax.
Also, Tim and Eric are getting a little dark, don't you think?
Best Tim and Eric sketch yet.
'poorly tagged submissions' tag?
1:39 - The corpse... is breathing? THE SATANISTS TURNED HER INTO THE LIVING DEAD!!!
|Jack Dalton |
It looks like a pre-text for this guy to touch a woman for free.
Thank you video. I'm sure that without this information, the police could never have connected a body drained of blood, or orifices covered in wax, or pentagrams carved into the skin, or peeled flesh, or genitalia stuffed into the mouth, to any sort of ritualistic activity. In fact they usually get dismissed as bear attacks.
How to detect crimes that don't happen.
Maybe we ought to just restart the Satanic Panic, because without it, the Fundies go into politics. It's a good distraction. I'm not saying we kill anybody, I'm just saying we knock over a few gravestones and write "LAVEY LIVES" on mausoleums.
There are, but usually involves Jesus and other assorted divine figures.
1:25 obligatory close up on boobs.
I was going to quote it, but i'm too lazy: basically, the entire part where Thompson and Gonzo scare the shit out of a cop with tales of satanic sects in Fear and Loathing.
It's a shame there are innocent people currently rotting in prison because of this shit.
What is up with The West Memphis Three since the 90s?
The WM3 just got the state supreme court to consider DNA evidence. After, y'know, 17 years on death row.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Check out number 1 on that list the video fades away from at the very beginning.
I thought 2:15 was the punchline. Then I realized there was no punchline.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Well, I learned something at least.
I'D LIKE TO PUT MY PENIS IN THAT DEAD PERSON'S MOUTH IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
What do I win?
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