My stars are for the slow motion replay, particularly the audio. Also, the little pose the bandit gives us at 0:40 after picking up the tub is endearing.
Godspeed, Ice Cream Ninja
|The Mothership |
What, no smoke bombs? no caltrops to make good his escape? Looks like yellowshirt almost had him.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
Rampant ninja-related crimes these days. Cafeteria is not the exception.
Then he ran into an orphanage, yay!!
GODFREY HO TRIED TO WARN US ABOUT THIS, BUT DID WE LISTEN TO HIM?
The guy who tried to stop him is clearly aiming for a career with airport security... overreacting and completely ineffective... he'll be perfect.
Fox News reports, inadvertently runs distraction!
Actually it's I'm 99% sure it's Canada. Queen's in Kingston to be exact. Once you've spent a year of your undergrad forced to eat in that cafeteria as part of your residence fees you never forget the layout.
How can he be a ninja? He's not wearing brightly colored clothing or a headband that reads "NINJA" in a faux-Oriental font.
In related news, ninjas raided a balloon shop, a bakery, a toy store, and a strip club.
|Caminante Nocturno |
He has stolen the Golden Napoliatan Warrior!
QUICK! Send our best messenger robot to warn him! I'll give him a call just in case.
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