FABIO
or fat or bald enough

cognitivedissonance
Let's not forget freakishly high pitched and Muppety.

Toenails
Oh my god, how can you hate on Extreme Boobs Volleyboobs? It had poker in it! (You could go to the casino at night and spend all your hard earned money that your suppose to be saving up for a cute swimsuit).

Toenails
errr whaaaa?

Did I seriously hit the wrong reply link??? Sorry, but my comment was suppose to be directed to Jet Bin Fever.

Caminante Nocturno
I saw no fanservice in this trailer.

Mancakes
Not all fanservice consists of panty-shots.

Caminante Nocturno
Only the technically correct kind!

Jet Bin Fever
Only the kind that Caminante recognizes.

And you're right man, this is pretty awful. (evil stars)
I hate these games that masquerade as another game and then become hollow shells of both the canon material and the game type it's representing. At least they picked poker, which is easy as hell to pull off well... versus say, beach volleyball. :-(

The Mothership
Um, yea, I think this is the worst part about this right here.

Caminante Nocturno
There are board games that require you do just that.

They're terrible.

Spoonybard
EXPERIENCE BIJ

WHO WANTS DESSERT
I will give them the slightest defense: Adventure games are already barely-interactive collections of puzzles that people play through for the writing and story rather than gameplay, taking the same writing and applying it to a casual game is at least slightly different since people are playing it for the writing.

jyrque
I bought it because I got a free hat for TF2. And the whatever prizes you can earn through this game.

:(

Urburos
Thank you for supporting future ass-hattery from the gaming industry. You have done your part.

Now go play Peggle with the rest of the single mothers.

Chancho
You can play poker online and win real money. It's a lot more fun than playing for virtual doll clothes.

Toenails
IS THAT SOME SORT OF DOA:XBV REFERENCE WHY I OUGHTTA... oh wait, you were actually competent enough to reply to the correct comment.

My bad.

Caminante Nocturno
Go play Peggle with the rest of the MUNDANES!

pastorofmuppets
Absolutely not.

pastorofmuppets
(he pisses me off in all of his forms)

RocketBlender
I don't get it either. I mean, I really enjoyed the game when it launched, but it got steadily worse to me as they added more and more internet jokes and stuff to it.

I stopped playing a couple weeks after they started achievements for unlockables; I got so sick of using the few seconds of invincibility medics get on a heavy, only to watch the asshole stop playing the game normally, switch to his boxing gloves, and accomplish nothing.

I can kind of see the appeal of new weapons; they add a little variety to something you've been playing a year now, but why anybody cares about a hat they'll never see since it's an FPS to pay actual money for it is beyond me.