Riskbreaker - 2010-11-21 If this was the san jose sharks guy crying and then eating some pistachios, now that would be a better ad.
Urkel Forever - 2010-11-21 They're still Pistachios to me dammit!
twinkieafternoon - 2010-11-21 Pi-stach-i-os!
Swell nuts so make sure to crack them slow!
The ads for them scare people, don't you know!
They go real well with cookies, but not with dough.
Your freedom depends on eating them alone.
poorwill - 2010-11-21 The Rod Blagojevich one is REALLY evil. Imma submit that.
Old_Zircon - 2010-11-22 I kind of love when people who don't get the internt try to make the internet work off the internet.