Spoonybard If this game really had Chariots of Fire playing in the background, I might have tried it more than twice.
Kind of like how Always is vital to Robot Unicorn Attack.
DerangedGoblin Hate to piss on your parade, but it does.
Spoonybard Hey, so it does. Except it only plays when you're actually making progress and keeps restarting when you slow down, so you never get to the good part.
Anaxagoras Oh my God. That was the best 5 minutes I've ever spent online. I don't know why crappy controls + shitty graphics = awesome "game", but it does.