The tin's not even clean.
Gin is for old ladies anyway.
Whiskey is for old men.
Rum is for children.
Tequila is for people looking for a fight.
Vodka is for Russians.
What do you expect people to drink? Brandy??
Brandy is for alchies and old women...and apparently, ghetto gangsters.
Pretty weird, that music is exactly what's on my radio right now, shifted by a few seconds!
What are the chances?
Interesting. I don't drink martinis but I like the efficiency and portability of this kit.
|The Mothership |
This is an awesome idea, but surely it could have been done with better kit? Someone who actually does this would be the kind of dandy who would insist on silver and wood detailing, I mean.
step 13: make one of these
|astropod five |
Cute, but needs improvement. This is how Mr. Bean would make a martini.
Hmm, these Altoids ARE curiously strong.
Dude, dude... waaaaaaay too much vermouth.
|White Trash Party |
The olive in a coke bag is what does it for me.
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