This made me physically ill.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
My brother moved his family to New Mexico.
God, I hope he taught my niece what to do around snakes.
|The Townleybomb |
Do you know what that sound is? It is God saying DO NOT BUILD YOUR TRACT HOME IN THIS STATE.
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
This is a five video, for the lack of tard-commentary. The guy's silent work make this more enjoyable.
Also, his balls are huge.
This would be a lot easier with a proper snake stick.
Rattlesnakes aren't aggressive, they just want to be left alone.
I wouldn't do this, though. I've seen other people do it, but I'll pass.
Better call in an air strike.
NUKE IT FROM ORBIT
its the only way
to be sure
|Caminante Nocturno |
2:26 is where I would lose my shit and leave that home, never to return again.
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I definitely would have used a gun here, not a stick.
I generally believe in living peacefully with all animals, but not four rattlesnakes in my garage, sorry.
They're actually putting up most of the rent so it's a complicated living arrangement.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
That sounds means DANGER, DANGER, DANGER! Back off or I'm gonna strika ya! Oh he's a squirmy little one. It's alright mate, I ain't gonna hurt ya.
Bucket of Snakes, the exciting new game from Milton Bradley! Be the first to get all your snakes in the bucket to win, but be careful! Their venomous bite can destroy tissue, degenerate organs and cause coagulopathy! Fun for the whole family, available wherever toys are sold!
how nature says "do not touch"
Before I watched the video, I was going to post "psh, it would be scarier if it had Doom 3 graphics."
And then I watched the video.
For that first strike there wasn't any warning at all. And so fast. Astonishing. I've had two pet snakes--a corn snake and a ball python--and neither were even half as fast as that. If this is winter for rattle snakes, I can't imagine how quick they must be when they're good and hot.
You know what? Fuck Arizona. Between the psychotic, drunk Navajos, The Hippies and poisonous reptiles... fuck that place.
given that "drunk Navajos" are one of the reasons he doesn't want to live there I don't think he forgot
I speak from personal experience.
As far as the racists are concerned, A white supremacist never went out of his way to headbutt me in a Basha's parking lot and then tell me to "Go back to Europe!"
What's more annoying? The things that you see, smell and are confronted by during your visit? Or the thing you don't really have to worry about?
His Pink Underwear Desert Playland is pretty amazing. Like I said, fuck Arizona.
Massive disregard for civil liberties are more important than your whitebread problems, paleface.
|Tom Collins |
There's a snake in ma boot
repeatedly saying to oneself: "fuck this job, fuck this job, fuck this job"
...Put the lid on!
Put the lid on put the lid on put the lid on!!!
My father was always afraid of snakes, which baffled me until now. Every time he took the light off the snakes I shouted "what the fuck is wrong with you!?"
|Goofy Gorilla |
Bucket of snakes, got a bucket of snakes here! Poisonous snakes! Get yer snakes!
|Jet Bin Fever |
I want to show this to a Chinese friend of mine that is so afraid of snakes she has to refer to them as "cakes."
|Old People |
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