|Meatsack Jones |
Caruso watched Boondock Saints one too many times. You're not Dafoe, David.
He forgot to dramatically put on his sunglasses a few times.
|Corman's Inferno |
We're going to Brazil.
That brought the old faith in humanity down a few notches
The Sunglasses of Justice!
My hatred of Nicholas Cage has just been surpassed.
Looks like....we need...some....dramatic pauses...MIAMI STYLE.
Worst-written show on TV.
Yeah, I thought regular CSI was the worst, and then I saw CSI NYC and it was way worse than the original. I've got to invest some time in watching Miami, now, this looks like the stupidest CSI of all.
The entire franchise is total shit.
Somebody, please do this with Jerry Orbach
|Mayberry Pancakes |
I HAVE WANTED SOMEONE TO DO THIS SINCE FOREVER YES YES YES YES YES
This video... [puts on sunglasses] is ridiculously funny.
Why would you post a video to YouTube.....if you didn't want anyone to watch it? YEEAAAAAAHHHHH
|Killer Joe |
I have never watched it, but I never even thought it could be that bad.
The sunglass move is great but I prefer the little two-step dance, like he had something stuck in hi
Could've been better if they'd combined the "put on sunglasses" moments only.
Frag grenade was the best. The forever best.
Every time he doesn't put on his sunglasses, you can tell that he wants to so bad
"...join the club." YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
|Zhou Fang |
Featuring grill of doom.
"But they're not... going to get away with murder." YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He's really using the sunglasses to hide the fact he's dying on the inside
"Drive by, Miami style" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH
I bet it took a long time before he stopped actually saying DOT DOT DOT during the dramatic pauses.
Don't say "stage freeze" just do it!
this video needs a part 2
"It looks like... (puts on sunglasses)... something... caught her."
Oh god, that chord is starting to give me seizures.
Can you imagine being a cop and having to deal with this guy at every crime scene?
new cultural trend: when someone says something dramatic/witty, respond with YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!
|Syd Midnight |
Nice one liners. Sheriff John Bunnell he ain't.
Worst actor to ever land a major television dramatic role? Oh yes.
Actually, I take that back. There is nothing - NOTHING - an actor can do with these scripts, and to soldier through it takes some real fucking chops.
David Caruso for Max Payne 3.
6:05 - Now that's what I call a barbecued pig.
|Genghis the gerbil |
4:08 "I... am going to put on my sunglasses"
|HURF BLURF DUH |
Truly the King of Sunglasses. YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
[Start of line][dramatic pause][puts on sunglasses][end line] YEAHHHH! Lather, rise, repeat,
They freak me out when he doesn't put on his glasses to end the line.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
I'm serious about this. I. Want. To. See. Him. Play. Hamlet. He was born for it.
The play's the thing, in which I'll catch the conscience...
...of the king.
j lzrd / swift idiot
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles...
...And by opposing end them.
..or not to be.
j lzrd / swift idiot
"Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio;
A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy;
He hath borne me on his back a thousand times
... how abhorred in my imagination it is!"
|Shaft Among the Jews |
This will be Youtube's legacy to the world.
the victim of the blast.... or the cause of it... YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH
"That's what happens.... when worlds collide." YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH.
I kept expectng it to degenerate to two people standing around looking at each other saying nothing then YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"We'll need to clear the crime scene.."
"..so cordon off an area starting.."
"..from the tree li.."
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"the verdict is in"
"you don't fall three storie, then get up and run away."
"you do," -sunglasses- "if you've got somthing to hide!"
no, i'm sorry. not even then horatio, not even then. failure on an epic scale.
|Slim Jim |
YOU just lost your five star status.
Looks like that's one Slim Jim....
that left a bad taste in somebody's mouth.
Having never watched the show, I wondered if it could be as bad as everyone else said was.
Now I see that it is that bad. Holy crap.
they made fun of this on Burn Notice on one episode, by having Bruce Campbell's character pretend he was a lab tech who would put on sunglasses while delivering some cheesy line like "it looks like murder... is in style this season." Being that Burn Notice is supposed to be based in Miami, this was fitting.
Looks like you noticed...
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