Meatsack Jones 
Caruso watched Boondock Saints one too many times. You're not Dafoe, David.
|
Stopheles
He forgot to dramatically put on his sunglasses a few times.
|
Corman's Inferno
We're going to Brazil.
|
oswaldtheluckyrabbit
YEEEAAHHHHHH
|
RockBolt
That brought the old faith in humanity down a few notches
|
SDAusmus
The Sunglasses of Justice!
|
OxygenThief
My hatred of Nicholas Cage has just been surpassed.
|
xenocide
Looks like....we need...some....dramatic pauses...MIAMI STYLE.
|
|
FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
Worst-written show on TV.
|
Old_Zircon Yeah, I thought regular CSI was the worst, and then I saw CSI NYC and it was way worse than the original. I've got to invest some time in watching Miami, now, this looks like the stupidest CSI of all.
|
Nikon The entire franchise is total shit.
|
boner
Somebody, please do this with Jerry Orbach
|
Mayberry Pancakes
I HAVE WANTED SOMEONE TO DO THIS SINCE FOREVER YES YES YES YES YES
|
fluffy
This video... [puts on sunglasses] is ridiculously funny.
|
|
stanleypain
Why would you post a video to YouTube.....if you didn't want anyone to watch it? YEEAAAAAAHHHHH
|
Killer Joe
I have never watched it, but I never even thought it could be that bad.
|
yoyo1
The sunglass move is great but I prefer the little two-step dance, like he had something stuck in hi
|
|
|
Bone_Vulture
Could've been better if they'd combined the "put on sunglasses" moments only.
|
erix
Frag grenade was the best. The forever best.
|
Camonk
Every time he doesn't put on his sunglasses, you can tell that he wants to so bad
|
Hooper_X
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
|
Aoi
"...join the club." YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
|
Zhou Fang
Featuring grill of doom.
|
Stog
"But they're not... going to get away with murder." YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
|
Xiphias
The explosion!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
Laavel
He's really using the sunglasses to hide the fact he's dying on the inside
|
garcet71283
"Drive by, Miami style" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH
|
athodyd
I bet it took a long time before he stopped actually saying DOT DOT DOT during the dramatic pauses.
|
Camonk Don't say "stage freeze" just do it!
|
Kapow
this video needs a part 2
|
Quad9Damage
"It looks like... (puts on sunglasses)... something... caught her."
|
|
gonegirl
Oh god, that chord is starting to give me seizures.
|
Caminante
Can you imagine being a cop and having to deal with this guy at every crime scene?
|
|
RoyCastle
new cultural trend: when someone says something dramatic/witty, respond with YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!
|
Syd Midnight
Nice one liners. Sheriff John Bunnell he ain't.
|
Vicious
Worst actor to ever land a major television dramatic role? Oh yes.
|
Vicious Actually, I take that back. There is nothing - NOTHING - an actor can do with these scripts, and to soldier through it takes some real fucking chops.
|
FABIO2
David Caruso for Max Payne 3.
|
blackbetta
6:05 - Now that's what I call a barbecued pig.
|
|
panipuri
ha...ha...ha
|
Genghis the gerbil
4:08 "I... am going to put on my sunglasses"
|
HURF BLURF DUH
Truly the King of Sunglasses. YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
|
tamago
[Start of line][dramatic pause][puts on sunglasses][end line] YEAHHHH! Lather, rise, repeat,
|
chet
They freak me out when he doesn't put on his glasses to end the line.
|
j lzrd / swift idiot
I'm serious about this. I. Want. To. See. Him. Play. Hamlet. He was born for it.
|
Pie Boy The play's the thing, in which I'll catch the conscience...
*sunglasses*
...of the king.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
|
j lzrd / swift idiot SEE!?
[Un-sunglasses]
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles...
[Sunglasses]
...And by opposing end them.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
|
|
IrishWhiskey To be...
*sunglasses*
..or not to be.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
|
j lzrd / swift idiot "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio;
A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy;
He hath borne me on his back a thousand times
and now...
*Sunglasses*
... how abhorred in my imagination it is!"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
|
Shaft Among the Jews
This will be Youtube's legacy to the world.
|
mysterycar
the victim of the blast.... or the cause of it... YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH
|
oktay
"That's what happens.... when worlds collide." YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH.
|
spork865
I kept expectng it to degenerate to two people standing around looking at each other saying nothing then YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
|
IrishWhiskey Or:
"We'll need to clear the crime scene.."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
"..so cordon off an area starting.."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
"..from the tree li.."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
"...please stop.."
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
|
glenn
Google Ads for this video: 40-80% Off Sunglasses, CSI: Miami, Dolce & Gabbana Sunglasses, Women's Sunglasses...
|
|
Myrmidon
"the verdict is in"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH
|
commandocucumber
"you don't fall three storie, then get up and run away."
"you do," -sunglasses- "if you've got somthing to hide!"
no, i'm sorry. not even then horatio, not even then. failure on an epic scale.
|
Slim Jim
YOU just lost your five star status.
|
|
|
The Mothership Looks like that's one Slim Jim....
*sunglasses*
that left a bad taste in somebody's mouth.
YEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
|
Nikon
Having never watched the show, I wondered if it could be as bad as everyone else said was.
Now I see that it is that bad. Holy crap.
|
kingofthenothing
they made fun of this on Burn Notice on one episode, by having Bruce Campbell's character pretend he was a lab tech who would put on sunglasses while delivering some cheesy line like "it looks like murder... is in style this season." Being that Burn Notice is supposed to be based in Miami, this was fitting.
|
IrishWhiskey Looks like you noticed...
*sunglasses*
...their burn.
YEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
|
| Register or login To Post a Comment |
Reddit
Digg
Stumble
Facebook
