Meatsack Jones 
Caruso watched Boondock Saints one too many times. You're not Dafoe, David.
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Stopheles
He forgot to dramatically put on his sunglasses a few times.
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Corman's Inferno
We're going to Brazil.
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oswaldtheluckyrabbit
YEEEAAHHHHHH
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RockBolt
That brought the old faith in humanity down a few notches
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SDAusmus
The Sunglasses of Justice!
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OxygenThief
My hatred of Nicholas Cage has just been surpassed.
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xenocide
Looks like....we need...some....dramatic pauses...MIAMI STYLE.
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FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
Worst-written show on TV.
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Old_Zircon Yeah, I thought regular CSI was the worst, and then I saw CSI NYC and it was way worse than the original. I've got to invest some time in watching Miami, now, this looks like the stupidest CSI of all.
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boner
Somebody, please do this with Jerry Orbach
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Mayberry Pancakes
I HAVE WANTED SOMEONE TO DO THIS SINCE FOREVER YES YES YES YES YES
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fluffy
This video... [puts on sunglasses] is ridiculously funny.
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stanleypain
Why would you post a video to YouTube.....if you didn't want anyone to watch it? YEEAAAAAAHHHHH
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Killer Joe
I have never watched it, but I never even thought it could be that bad.
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yoyo1
The sunglass move is great but I prefer the little two-step dance, like he had something stuck in hi
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Bone_Vulture
Could've been better if they'd combined the "put on sunglasses" moments only.
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erix
Frag grenade was the best. The forever best.
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Camonk
Every time he doesn't put on his sunglasses, you can tell that he wants to so bad
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Hooper_X
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!
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Aoi
"...join the club." YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Zhou Fang
Featuring grill of doom.
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Stog
"But they're not... going to get away with murder." YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Xiphias
The explosion!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Laavel
He's really using the sunglasses to hide the fact he's dying on the inside
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garcet71283
"Drive by, Miami style" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH
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athodyd
I bet it took a long time before he stopped actually saying DOT DOT DOT during the dramatic pauses.
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Camonk Don't say "stage freeze" just do it!
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Kapow
this video needs a part 2
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Quad9Damage
"It looks like... (puts on sunglasses)... something... caught her."
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gonegirl
Oh god, that chord is starting to give me seizures.
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Caminante
Can you imagine being a cop and having to deal with this guy at every crime scene?
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RoyCastle
new cultural trend: when someone says something dramatic/witty, respond with YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!
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Syd Midnight
Nice one liners. Sheriff John Bunnell he ain't.
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Vicious
Worst actor to ever land a major television dramatic role? Oh yes.
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Vicious Actually, I take that back. There is nothing - NOTHING - an actor can do with these scripts, and to soldier through it takes some real fucking chops.
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FABIO2
David Caruso for Max Payne 3.
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blackbetta
6:05 - Now that's what I call a barbecued pig.
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panipuri
ha...ha...ha
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Genghis the gerbil
4:08 "I... am going to put on my sunglasses"
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HURF BLURF DUH
Truly the King of Sunglasses. YEAHHHHHHHHHHH
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tamago
[Start of line][dramatic pause][puts on sunglasses][end line] YEAHHHH! Lather, rise, repeat,
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chet
They freak me out when he doesn't put on his glasses to end the line.
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j lzrd / swift idiot
I'm serious about this. I. Want. To. See. Him. Play. Hamlet. He was born for it.
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Pie Boy The play's the thing, in which I'll catch the conscience...
*sunglasses*
...of the king.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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j lzrd / swift idiot SEE!?
[Un-sunglasses]
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles...
[Sunglasses]
...And by opposing end them.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
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IrishWhiskey To be...
*sunglasses*
..or not to be.
YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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j lzrd / swift idiot "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio;
A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy;
He hath borne me on his back a thousand times
and now...
*Sunglasses*
... how abhorred in my imagination it is!"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Shaft Among the Jews
This will be Youtube's legacy to the world.
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mysterycar
the victim of the blast.... or the cause of it... YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH
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oktay
"That's what happens.... when worlds collide." YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH.
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spork865
I kept expectng it to degenerate to two people standing around looking at each other saying nothing then YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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IrishWhiskey Or:
"We'll need to clear the crime scene.."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
"..so cordon off an area starting.."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
"..from the tree li.."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
"...please stop.."
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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glenn
Google Ads for this video: 40-80% Off Sunglasses, CSI: Miami, Dolce & Gabbana Sunglasses, Women's Sunglasses...
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Myrmidon
"the verdict is in"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHH
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commandocucumber
"you don't fall three storie, then get up and run away."
"you do," -sunglasses- "if you've got somthing to hide!"
no, i'm sorry. not even then horatio, not even then. failure on an epic scale.
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Slim Jim
YOU just lost your five star status.
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