Anaxagoras - 2010-12-01
AUGH! NO! THE PAIN! THE PAIN!
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Jet Bin Fever - 2010-12-01
They cut the scene afterward that showed Yoda shitting his pants.
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dancingshadow - 2010-12-01
BZZZZZT! Weird creepy comments
BZZZZZT ! Inappropriate Compliment
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Rudy - 2010-12-01
Sand is where the fish live.
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Innocent Bystander - 2010-12-01
That's Darth Vader talking. Just to remind ya.
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IrishWhiskey - 2010-12-01 No its not. Even ignoring that I'm supposed to accept Hayden Christiansen turned into James Earl Jones, there's simply no logical or coherent connection of the character's personalities between the prequels and originals, beyond "he was a good guy who turned bad". They might as well have thrown C3PO in lava, say 20 years passed, put it in a black suit, and then claimed that was Darth Vader.
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Harveyjames - 2010-12-01 I'm AMAZED they didn't do this
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Innocent Bystander - 2010-12-01 NO THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE BECAUSE THEN THERE WOULD BE 2 C3PO'S
THAT'S NOT RIGHT
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CJH - 2010-12-01
This is actually the best written scene in all the prequels, where Lucas masterfully depicts the actual dorky, cringe-inducing bullshit a cloistered virgin would say when alone with a half-naked Natalie Portman.
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memedumpster - 2010-12-01
I am taking a stand against clips from this movie that haven't been edited as propaganda against George Lucas more than he does to himself.
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sosage - 2010-12-01
Keep staring forward...keep staring forward...don't look at him...oh GOD he is touching me...keep staring...keep staring...EWWW stop fingering my back...oh SHIT...keep staring forward...just ignore it...he'll go away...
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CJH - 2010-12-01 Meanwhile his internal monologue is probably just a long list of pod racing statistics designed to keep himself from shooting a load all over the inside of his Jedi robes.
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Senator_Unger - 2010-12-01
You ARE softer than SAND, m'lady...
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-12-01
TFL Anakin.
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Nikon - 2010-12-01
People hate on Episode I but Episode II is a worse movie. Here's one reason why.
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FABIO - 2010-12-02 There was really only about 3 hours of story in the 7 hour prequel running time. The developments in Ep. 1 could have been reduced to a title crawl, Ep. 2 should have only taken 20 minutes TOPS to introduce a war, then hack out all the LITERAL Faust crap in Ep. 3.
Really the thing that sunk them was spending so much time on the stupid clone wars. It's a war of faceless clones vs robots and we knew from the start both are controlled by the villain so who really cares? The entire trilogy didn't have an actual crises until less than an hour to go in the last movie. A better script could have done wonders with that part.
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Nikon - 2010-12-03 @Joel I can't hate a child for not knowing how to act.
@Fabio I wish some of the action from the clone wars cartoon had been in the movies. The only decent lightsaber battle we've had in any of the live-action movies was at the end of Episode I.
Anyway, those are my opinions and it's cool if you disagree with them.
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joelkazoo - 2010-12-08 @ Nikon: I was just sarcastically quoting RedLetterMedia.
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Cherry Pop Culture - 2012-01-01 Hey! A half-naked Hayden Christensen isn't *that* bad to look at! Episode 1 didn't have that.
I was 11 at the time. Don't judge me.
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Old_Zircon - 2012-03-23 Episode 1 had Jar Jar, so it's definitely better. Episode 2 is unwatchable.
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FABIO - 2010-12-02
Most fitting submitter name.
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Mother_Puncher - 2010-12-03
I think Anakin in these movies was meant to be George Lucas's self-insertion character.
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Old_Zircon - 2012-03-23
ESCALATE KINO, DARTH!
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