What's to be worried about? Guy whose qualifications are "Rides the bus" feels safe. So we all should! Besides, the fake-tanned local news stooge says this is an important part in the fight against terror.
Tampa could only be improved by explosions, but they just can't attract any good bombers.
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This truly is change you can feel, in your pants that is, and in the form of a stranger's hand.
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Is the TSA getting money from car manufacturers to discourage the use of public transportation now?
at least they're being honest about the TSA's security being sporadic
I admire our dedication to encouraging Canadian immigration.
And Canada loves immigrants and makes it easy to immigrate*
(*provided candidates are spectacularly wealthy. Otherwise, tough shit.)
With the Republicans gaining ground, I can see plenty of future uses for the 'Why the Terrorists Have Won' tag.
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Historians are going to have fun charting this country's evolution from a superpower to the pack of docile, frightened animals we've turned into.
The next terrorist logical step is to detonate anything at the fricking huge ass lineups there fucktards are creating at every fucking transporat hub out there. They'll do more damage than blowing up a blame.
What is it with law-enforcement guys using the term "bad guys"?
if everyone else is "bad guys" you get to imagine yourself as a cowboy or an action hero or whatever you wanted to be when you were 7 when you shoot them
I was initially disappointed that this wasn't an Onion video, but after 1:20 it might as well be
I was planning a trip to visit friends in AZ (I'm in Canada), but all of this TSA stuff has turned me off as a foreign traveler in the US. Is my rampant paranoia justified?
As long as you're white and indignant you should be able to bluster your way through most security checkpoints.
Just train yourself to jizz on command. Wait for someone to put their hand in your pants and then jizz on it.
They're one step ahead of you:
I'm about to start crying. What the fuck else am I supposed to do? As if being harassed by local cops for "looking suspicious" isn't enough, next time I gotta take a bus somewhere, there's gonna be some fucktard with a wand touching my penis. Actually, nevermind. That sounds awesome.
and they'd get their gloves stuck in your penis barbs
The USA has become the plot for a gay porn movie.
How the fuck will they handle a concealed carry state? You're buttin' that fourth amendment right next to the second. They're going to push someone too far only to justify their actions even further. Fuck them.
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