You're welcome. I'm not a fan of the term 'fail'.

I started cringing when he brought out the cinderblock.

A nostril? Really? I want to write him an angry letter.

"Hello I'm here to apply for your design position, let me show you my Whale portfolio."

"No, why? What the hell's a coelacanth?"

I completely lost it on the whale bit. At first I was thinking "a whale, really? do we REALLY need to be taught this??" and then he got to the tail..it was all tears from there.

Yes! Did he even watch it before posting? Did someone else watch it? Is there some sort of approval process for this? My mind is blown all sorts of ways.

And the drummer, too.
Can't you just do another take?
Is it live?
Are you shooting on 35mm and can't afford another take?

And the rhythm he was counting had nothing to do with the rhythm of the music (which was nothing like 5/4).

That WAS his best take!

Nostrils.

quit hating, tim and eric is funny because they're inspired by the same kind of shit we find funny.

As in real life, all it takes to be an expert is to call yourself an expert.