I'm still wishing my initial thought was wrong... But there it is.


Huh.

And I'm sure Japan has already preordered ten thousand cases.

*can't see how

i'll meet you half-way

I guess "smelling vulvas" was a primary reason for their alliance in World War II. It also explains why Italy joined them.

I got put on a bad list for giving these out.

I just figured it would be called SCROTUM

DICK CHEESE

The penial scent of an unwashed man.

How about "Chode"?

Twat Mist

Thanks, Patton Oswalt.

I concur. "Vulva is a scented product with a vaginal odor that is specifically described as not being a perfume."

What is the market for this? The "No longer will we have to steal exercycle seats and soiled panties!" crowd? If so, um... bravo, I guess?

Oh, I just got it.

This was almost certainly mixed up by chemists. It's common sense! Think about the logistics of harvesting bottles upon bottles of the stuff.

Honestly, after taking organic chemistry, I've gotta say that quite a few chemicals smell like this. Someone was probably just dinking around with chemistry, stumbled upon a scent like this, and then decided to just run with it as a business plan. The hard part would be finding a scented chemical that wasn't caustic.