I bet she is easy. Just tell her you have a ship with a cloaking device that is set to voyage into the Crab Nebula but its technology only runs on the extraction of sexual fluids and she is the only one with a potent enough sample to fuel the ship. So you take her to a beat up Chevy Nova on cinder blocks, bang her and say you are a reptilian that just laid eggs in her womb where her ovaries used to be and she, the only person who could save the humans, must now give birth to the hybrid that will destroy them all.
We really have to start that anti-reptilian movement sect here, Mother Puncher. Hell, i think all of poetv should start their own local movement, then act like lizards during meetings, like drawing out your "s"'s or something.
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